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Brand Name Image Price Description
Shelf
Thanhg-0
$80 Now you can put your cheese on the shelf I guess idk.
Shelf
Thang2
$330 Love em.
Mini Fridge
EXDE
$175 Eat big-ish with Big Eat
Desk
WOOOOH
$190 This desk ROCKS,that's all we can say.There is no nothing better.Except... maybe... Quad Desk...Or every other desk.Please buy it.
Desk
YOLOV2
$410 Each of our quality tables is 100% stained with authentic coffee for a unique and stylish look.Don't you dare spill anything on this fine piece of work.
Swivel Chair
Hahaha
$120 This chair is NOT Possessed.But we recommend an exorcism just in case.
Couch
LOSER.
$780 This couch is so exotically stylish,we named it in Italian.Or is that Spanish? See? it's so exotic that we don't even know what language it is.You'll want this if you're even a tiny bit civilized.
Couch
Lolhaha
$590 Are you ready to watch your movies in style? Are you tired of your friends being afraid to come to your football party because your couch might actually be a monster? Well buy the Leather Luxury Couch because its probably not.
Couch
Attempy4
$440 We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality couches, couches that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
Armchair
Typo5
$480 Are you ready to watch your movies in style? Are you tired of your

friends being afraid to come to your football party because your couch might actually be a monster? Well buy the Leather Luxury Couch because its probably not.

Armchair
Randomname
$290 We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality couches, couches that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly

comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.

Couch Corner
TYOP6
$210 We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality couches, couches that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly

comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.

Inverted Couch Corner
WOO
$230 We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality couches, couches that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly

comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.

Left Couch End
Makealthispossible
$220 We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality couches, couches that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly

comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.

Right Couch End
WRWY
$220 We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality couches, couches that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly

comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.

Couch Middle
Tyop5
$215 We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality couches,

couches that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly

comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.

Lounge Chair
W-0
$600 Are you read to watch your movies in comfort? Our ergonomic design makes you feel like your are in the cozy jowls of a ridiculously large beast.
TV
Yolo
$200 Short on money? Don't wanna go to work? Why not settle for less? With the Noob Tube TV, you get a crystal clear yet slightly fuzzy view of whatever it is you kids watch! No refund
TV
SURE
$900 This is no ordinary TV. With the Lite Show TV,every experience is a dazzling one. The instant you turn on the TV you will be overwhelmed with the changing of colors faster than the eye can see. Get your show on.
TV
Yolo2
$2,500 Good luck leaving your house with this baby on your wall. With the Alone Forever TV, your graphics are virtually better than reality! Say goodbye to your friends,family,and that creepy guy who watches you get your mail.And hello to Alone Forever
TV
Wehavecookies
$4,000 This TV is so flat, at first we thought your mom rolled over it. But seriously. It doesn't get any better than this. 100 inches of pure high definition glory. Buy the Flat and Furious TV today, and you might even forget we implied your mom is fat
TV
Lolo
$4,500 This is no ordinary TV. We acquired it from the set of a certain Sci-Fi franchise and are passing the savings to you!
Computer
HAHALOSER
$2,400 This is the best computer money can buy (for now). Feast your eyes on the king of all (current) computers.Inb4 "Vaktovian."
Computer
YOLONIB
$350 The Dino Soar computer may be slow and bulky, but it is cheap and perfect for torturing and/or teaching kids and students!
Computer
W-1
$900 It's better than consoles.
Game Console
Hha
$400 Ours is better
Game Console
NOOURSISBETTER
$500 No, ours is best.
Queen Bed
YOLLLLLLLLL
$840 The Sleep King Queen is a throne in bed form. Let the warm embrace of the royalty lull you into the sleep that you deserve. We don't know what the posters and the roof are for, but they are quite fancy.
Queen Bed
Ex
$630 The Luxury Deluxe give you the luxurious feeling of the luxury when you fall onto its softness. With its modern look and comfortable mattress, there is nothing left to be wanted. Except cheesecake of course.
Queen Bed
EXXDEE
$435 Tired of being tired? Look no further! With 50% less springs than other brands, the BestRest Queen guarantees that you will probably sleep well!
Bunk Bed
Hah
$580 Tired of being tired? Look no further! With 50% less springs than other brands, the BestRest Queen guarantees that you will probably sleep well!
Twin Bed
WEWEQ
$240 Tired of being tired? Look no further! With 50% less springs than other brands, the BestRest Queen guarantees that you will probably sleep well!
Floor Lamp
LOOL
$80 Suffering from a lack of lamps? Not to worry, our sizable selection and chivalrous service will equip your room with slightly less prestige than Camelot.
Floor Lamp
Poop
$170 Stop rubbing the lamps, they aren't actually magic
Wall Light
Pooppoo
$175 Lantern Turn: your stop for combustable chemicals encased in glass.
Stereo System
Woopwoop
$2,800 Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 dimensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.
Bookshelf
Wellatleastwerebeinghonest
$290 Well at least we're honest.
Dresser
Wer
$175 Need a place to stash your clothes? With the Tog Tucker, there are so many secret compartments and booby traps that no one will ever be able to touch your clothes,including you!
File Cabinet
Ewqb
$80 Well at least we're honest.
Radio
Exde
$750 Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 dimensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.
Christmas Tree
Xa
$100 Merry Christmas!
Night Stand
Ee
$120 Need a place to stash your personal effects? With the Tog Tucker, there are so many secret compartments and booby traps that no one will ever be able to touch your items, including you!
Fireplace
Hol
$8,000 The Fire Brand Fireplace was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.