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⚠️This page is about Common Furniture. For limited-time furniture, see Limited Furniture.


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Furniture is used to decorate your home and make it unique! There are various options and styles to choose from! Most furniture can be purchased from the Shop. However, some items can only be purchased during certain holidays or must be acquired via other means (such as codes). Most furniture can be traded and sold. The refund of an item is always 60% of its original value.

Previously, in RoCitizens, there was a Furniture Limit, meaning that there was a limit to the amount of furniture items you could place on a single Blueprint, Condo, or Apartment. The previous limit of furniture was 1,250. As of July, 2023, it was replaced by a house model limit, which is 5,000.

Common Furniture[]

Common Furniture is furniture which can be obtained in the in-game shop anytime, regardless of the season. Furniture in this category has a really low trading value as it's easy to obtain. Furniture in this category is always tradable.

Common Furniture

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Big Eat Fridge $280
Eat big-ish with Big Eat.
Big Eat Mini Fridge $175
Eat big-ish with Big Eat.
Cold Ace Fridge $630
Other refrigerators not cold enough? Cold Ace is the fridge for you! Cold Ace has a quantum triple-magnum supercharged coolant system that makes sure your food is cooled right! Cold Ace is not responsible for any explosions caused by this device.
Cutting Edge Blender $190
Here at Cutting Edge, out cutting edge technology ensures that not only the edges of what you place inside this blender are cut, but rather the entire thing.
Fire Brand Grill $450
The Fire Brand grill was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
Fire Brand Round Grill $760
The Fire Brand grill was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
Food Monster Fridge $220
Lets face it. A fridge is not a friend. And you don't ahve any real friends. But if you did, the Food Monster would be able to feed them all! WIth it's super storage technology, your fridge can hold more food than ever before!
Food Monster Smart Fridge $220
Lets face it. A fridge is not a friend. And you don't ahve any real friends. But if you did, the Food Monster would be able to feed them all! WIth it's super storage technology, your fridge can hold more food than ever before!
Heat Wave Double Oven $1,900
We ignored standard heating regulations, because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new Heat Wave double oven! Oven mitt recommended.
Heat Wave Stove $780
We ignored standard heating regulations, because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new Heat Wave stovetop & oven! Oven mitt recommended.
Heat Wave Stovetop $1,900
We ignored standard heating regulations, because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new Heat Wave stovetop! Oven mitt recommended.
Heat Wave Toaster $240
We ignored standard heating regulations, because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new Heat Wave Toaster! Oven mitt recommended.
Macro Wave Microwave Oven $310
We increased the wavelength of your food's electromagnetic radiation because bigger is always better.
Shake & Bake Stove $275
Cook while you dance and dance while you cook! The Shake & Bake stove will boogie with you! Also it will probably fall apart because it wasn't built for that.
Spinister Blender $190
Do NOT put your hand in there.
Agrarian Architecture Large Stove Vent $1,200
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Small Stove Vent $1,200
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Depresso Espresso Coffee Maker $830
Are you always on that grind? Then our brew-ti-ful coffee machine will mocha you very happy. Words cannot espresso how steaming hot your heart will feel... and hey! It may even end up keurig your tiredness.
Depresso Espresso Espresso Machine $1,300
Are you always on that grind? Then our brew-ti-ful coffee machine will mocha you very happy. Words cannot espresso how steaming hot your heart will feel... and hey! It may even end up keurig your tiredness.
Fantastic Fans Contemporary Ceiling Fan $1,350
Our fantastic ceiling fans aren't any fantasy! They're actually quite fanomenal!
Fantastic Fans Modern Ceiling Fan $1,500
Our fantastic ceiling fans aren't any fantasy! They're actually quite fanomenal!
Fantastic Fans Traditional Ceiling Fan $1,400
Our fantastic ceiling fans aren't any fantasy! They're actually quite fanomenal!
Fantastic Fans Vintage Ceiling Fan $1,250
Our fantastic ceiling fans aren't any fantasy! They're actually quite fanomenal!
Heat Wave Stove Vent $120
Vents steam and anger too!
Heat Wave Stove Vent II $160
Vents steam and anger too!

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Agrarian Architecture Bed $2,800
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Best Rest Bunk Bed $580
Tired of being tired? Look no further! With 50% less springs than other brands, the BestRest Bunk Bed guarantees that you will probably sleep well!
Best Rest Loft Bed $1,800
A cozy raised bed with space underneath for your own decorations!
Best Rest Queen Bed $435
Tired of being tired? Look no further! With 50% less springs than other brands, the BestRest Queen guarantees that you will probably sleep well!
Best Rest Twin Bed $240
Tired of being tired? Look no further! With 50% less springs than other brands, the BestRest Twin guarantees that you will probably sleep well!
Hipster's Paradise Queen Bed $1,100
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Industrial Industries Bed $1,400
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
Luxury Deluxe Queen Bed $630
The Luxury Deluxe give you the luxurious feeling of luxury when you fall onto its softness. With its modern look and comfortable mattress, there is nothing left to be wanted. Except cheesecake of course.
Meuble Moderne Queen Bed $1,655
Bonne nuit!
Outdoor Oasis Hammock $700
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Sleeping Bag $220
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Rustic Revival Loft Bed $2,400
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Rustic Revival Queen Bed $2,550
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Rustic Revival Twin Bed $1,200
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Sleep King Queen Bed $840
The Sleep King Queen is a throne in bed form. Let the warm embrace of the royalty lull you into the sleep that you deserve. We don't know what the posters and the roof are for, but they are quite fancy.
Slick Surfaces Queen Bed $840
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Rockabye Baby Crib $180
Unlike our competitors, our crib has enough space between the bars on the side for your child to slip right through!

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Agrarian Architecture Counter $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Counter Corner $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Counter Sink $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Cupboard $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Cupboard Corner $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Dishwasher $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Glass Cupboard $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Half Counter $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Inverted Counter Corner $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Raised Counter $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Raised Counter Corner $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Raised Inverted Counter Corner $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Cupboard Stove Vent $220 Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
ConstrucTON Cabinet $260 Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Counter $190 Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Counter II $190 Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Gap Counter $190 Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Half Counter $100 Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Inverted Counter Corner $190 Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
Conventional Counters Counter $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Counter Corner $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Counter Sink $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Dishwasher $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Half Counter $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Inverted Counter Corner $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Raised Counter $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Raised Counter Corner $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Raised Inverted Counter Corner $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Meuble Moderne Counter $340 It may just look like a block with lines, but we assure you, this is a good counter.
Meuble Moderne Counter Corner $360 Our counter comes with a corner so sharp, you might accidentally cut yourself on it!
Meuble Moderne Counter Sink $410 Wash the dirt off your dishes and nothing else!
Meuble Moderne Dishwasher $640 Completely unnecessary in a world where your dishes disappear when you're done with them, but your kitchen just wouldn't be the same without it!
Meuble Moderne Inverted Counter Corner $360 Curve the game (or your kitchen) with this premium inverted corner!
Meuble Moderne Raised Counter $340 You'll need a stool to sit here. Or just stand, if you're really tall...
Meuble Moderne Raised Counter Corner $340 You'll need a stool to sit here. Or just stand, if you're really tall...
Meuble Moderne Raised Inverted Counter Corner $340 You'll need a stool to sit here. Or just stand, if you're really tall...
Moldtastic Counter $70 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Counter Corner $70 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Counter Corner $220 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Counter Sink $70 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Dishwasher $450 Completely unnecessary in a world where your dishes disappear when you're done with them, but your kitchens just wouldn't be the same without it!
Moldtastic Half Counter $160 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Inverted Counter Corner $70 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Raised Counter $130 Don't raise the roof, raise the counter
Moldtastic Raised Counter Corner $130 Don't raise the roof, raise the counter
Moldtastic Raised Inverted Counter Corner $130 Don't raise the roof, raise the counter
Star Counters Counter $160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Counter Corner $160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Counter Corner $220 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Counter Sink $160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Dishwasher $500 Completely unnecessary in a world where your dishes disappear when you're done with them, but your kitchens just wouldn't be the same without it!
Star Counters Half Counter $160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Inverted Counter Corner $160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Raised Counter $160 Don't raise the roof, raise the counter.
Star Counters Raised Counter Corner $160 Don't raise the roof, raise the counter.
Star Counters Raised Inverted Counter Corner $160 Don't raise the roof, raise the counter.
Wishes Granite Counter $110 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Counter Corner $110 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Counter Corner II $220 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Counter Sink $130 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Dishwasher $500 Completely unnecessary in a world where your dishes disappear when you're done with them, but your kitchens just wouldn't be the same without it!
Wishes Granite Half Counter $160 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Inverted Counter Corner $110 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Raised Counter $140 Don't raise the roof, raise the counter.
Wishes Granite Raised Counter Corner $140 Don't raise the roof, raise the counter.
Wishes Granite Raised Inverted Counter Corner $140 Don't raise the roof, raise the counter.
Conventional Counters Cupboard $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Cupboard Corner $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Glass Corner $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Half Cupboard $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Conventional Counters Cupboard Stove Vent $220 Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer.
Meuble Moderne Cupboard $210 You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty!
Meuble Moderne Cupboard Corner $210 You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty!
Meuble Moderne Half Counter $210 It may just look like a block with lines, but we assure you, this is a good counter.
Meuble Moderne Half Cupboard $210 You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty!
Meuble Moderne Half Cupboard $210 You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty!
Meuble Moderne Stove Vent $210 You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty!
Moldtastic Cupboard $65 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Cupboard Corner $160 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Glass Cupboard $160 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Half Cupboard $65 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Moldtastic Cupboard Stove Vent $160 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Star Counters Cupboard $155 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Cupboard Corner $160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Glass Cupboard $160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Half Cupboard $155 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Star Counters Stove Vent $60 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters!
Wishes Granite Cupboard $105 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Cupboard Corner $160 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Glass Cupboard $160 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Half Cupboard $105 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Wishes Granite Cupboard Stove Vent $160 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Slick Surfaces Counter $320 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Counter Corner $320 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Counter Sink $320 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Cupboard $290 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Cupboard Corner $290 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Glass Cupboard $290 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Half Counter $190 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Inverted Counter Corner $320 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Raised Counter $320 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Raised Counter Left $320 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Raised Counter Right $320 Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Opaque Opulence China Cabinet $990 What's that you say? You want to be able to look at your fine china? Nonsense.

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Iron Temple Aerobic Step Platform $85
This platform will help you read all your fitness goals--one step at a time!
Iron Temple Bench Press Rack $380
Iron Temple is here to bring the gym to you! Our selection of products includes everything you need to forge muscles of iron-as long as you actually use them, that is.
Iron Temple Curved Treadmill $4,500
What's like a treadmill but better? A curved treadmill! Prepare for the most intense workout of your life!
Iron Temple Dip Station $375
Iron Temple is here to bring the gym to you! Our selection of products includes everything you need to forge muscles of iron-as long as you actually use them, that is.
Iron Temple Multi Machine $880
Iron Temple is here to bring the gym to you! Our selection of products includes everything you need to forge muscles of iron-as long as you actually use them, that is.
Iron Temple Punching Bag $380
Do you have a lot of pent-up aggression? Well, we have the solution. Our punching bag is designed to meet all your anger management needs-no therapist required!
Iron Temple Squat Rack $1,300
Friends don't let friends skip leg day. Get this squat rack and never skip leg day again!
Iron Temple Stair Climber $3,000
If you hate awkward small talk in elevators, we have the answer! With our stair climber, you can hone your stair climbing abilities so you never have to ride an elevator again!
Iron Temple Stationary Bike $680
If you crave adventure and the thrill of cycling through nature, this product is not for you. Our stationary bike is designed to help you get fit without leaving the comfort of your own home!
Iron Temple Steel Plyo Box $130
Looking for a simple but powerful workout? Look no further! Our plyometric boxes are just the tool you need for an explosive training experience!
Iron Temple Treadmill $2,500
Have you ever thought about getting a treadmill? If so, you definitely need one! Whatever your fitness goals may be, our treadmill will get you across that finish line--metaphorically, of course.
Iron Temple Weight Bench $140
Iron Temple is here to bring the gym to you! Our selection of products includes everything you need to forge muscles of iron-as long as you actually use them, that is.
Iron Temple Weight Tree $290
Do you want to stub your toe on a heavy plate you left sitting on the floor? We didn't think so! That's why we created this convenient place to store your weights. Buy today and dramatically reduce your chances of a toe injury!
Iron Temple Wood Plyo Box $110
Looking for a simple but powerful workout? Look no further! Our plyometric boxes are just the tool you need for an explosive training experience!
Iron Temple Yoga Mat $55
What's calm, flexible, and balanced? You, on this yoga mat! Get one now and begin your yoga journey!
Crowd Surf Barrier $90
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Crowd Surf Curtain $150
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Crowd Surf Fog Machine $360
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Crowd Surf Horizontal Truss $100
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Crowd Surf Stage Platform $100
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Crowd Surf Stage Stairs $100
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Crowd Surf Swivel Light $100
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Crowd Surf Top Truss $100
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Crowd Surf Vertical Truss $100
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Hammer Audio Amplifier $240
Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
Hammer Audio Box Speaker $340
Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
Hammer Audio Drum Set $850
Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
Hammer Audio Floor Speaker $220
Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
Hammer Audio Microphone Stand $75
Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
Hammer Audio Speaker $320
Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
Hammer Audio Stage Speaker $1,200
Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
Klavier Grand Piano $8,200
Vintage, top of the line products for vintage, top of the line customers
Klavier Piano Bench $300
Feels like youre sitting on a cloud
Crowd Surf Out House $340
The perfect place for the piece and quiet you know you need

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Kids' Collection Toy Dumptruck $235
Vroom vroom! Beep beep beep...
GameStation Game Console $400
Ours is better
GameStation Gamepad $150
With our Extreme TripleForce™ feedback technology, your microstransaction purchasing experience will be more immersive than ever before! Batteries included for $9.99!
PlayBox Game Console $500
No, ours is best
Vegan Decor Pumpkin $225
Affluent Amenities Decorative Bowl $430
Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
Affluent Amenities Decorative Pineapple $430
Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
Affluent Amenities Ink $65
Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
Affluent Amenities Picture Frame $35
Olace the perfect photo on your desk
Affluent Amenities Wireframe Cube $430
Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
Affluent Amenities Wireframe Sphere $520
Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
Affluent Amenities Wooden Spearhead $110
Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
Agrarian Architecture Barrel $900
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Barrel Planter $600
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Lumber Holder $1,200
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Amazing Awards Pedestal $725
Put your Amazing Awards on some fancy Pedestals!
Armageddon Outfitters AC Unit $360
Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
Armageddon Outfitters Boiler $600
Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
Armageddon Outfitters Cup $15
Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
Armageddon Outfitters Pallet $100
Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
Armageddon Outfitters Plastic Bucket $40
Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
Armageddon Outfitters Table Fan $60
Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
Armageddon Outfitters Utility Box $100
Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
Bathroom Boutiques Circle Towel Holder $50
Hand towels, beach towels, bathroom towels, towel towels, the possibilities of what you can hold are endless.
Bathroom Boutiques Incense Sticks $130
There's a reason these scented sticks are in the bathroom section...
Bathroom Boutiques Jar $25
Hand towels, beach towels, bathroom towels, towel towels, the possibilities of what you can hold are endless.
Bathroom Boutiques Rolled Towels $140
We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furniture the most important room of your house.
Bathroom Boutiques Soap Dispenser $60
We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
Bathroom Boutiques Soap Dispenser II $30
Hand towels, beach towels, bathroom towels, towel towels, the possibilities of what you can hold are endless.
Bathroom Boutiques Storage Jar $120
We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
Bathroom Boutiques Toilet Plunger $130
Hopefully you won't need it very often.
Bathroom Boutiques Toilet Plunger Holder $150
Hidden... just like we like it.
Bathroom Boutiques Toothbrush Holder $130
Make those pearly whites shine.
Bathroom Boutiques Towel Holder $40
Hand towels, beach towels, bathroom towels, towel towels, the possibilities of what you can hold are endless.
Bathroom Boutiques Towels $150
We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
Bloxbucks Hot Beverage $220
To inspire and nurture the human spirit throughout all of RoCity
Bob's Building Building Block $250
Place down these building blocks around your house to add a wall, cover a window, or even lock your best friend inside a room!
Bob's Building Glass Pane $300
Perfect for windows or recreational smashing
Brenna's Beauty Products Desk Mirror $180
Warning: Not intended for Abnegation.
Brenna's Beauty Products Makeup $500
Brush off the haters!
Colosseum Cargo Book Holder $160
Dazzle the gods with a bit of 27 BC architecture. It's sure to impress the guests during your next toga party!
ConstrucTON Hanging Shovel $210
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Hanging Wrenches $180
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Oil Can $210
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Toolbox $210
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Wooden Crate $130
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
Curves & Edges Circle Mirror $260
Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
Curves & Edges Cog Mirror $220
Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
Curves & Edges Large Mirror $340
Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
Curves & Edges Mirror $225
Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
Curves & Edges Tall Mirror $280
Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
Ding Dong Depot Service Bell $90
In just one bell swoop, you can satisfy all of your ding-ing needs here at Ding Dong Depot!
Dry Humor Towel Rack $130
Soak up that delicious comedy
Duo Plastic Cup $20
Here at duo, we provide you a momentous deal: one cup for the price of two!
Dust Catcher Book Holder $80
A nice elegent way to end your line of books.
Dust Catcher Books $95
Our books are designed from a perfect formula allowing them to burn really easily.
Dust Catcher Books II $85
Our books are designed from a perfect formula allowing them to burn really easily.
Flag-O-Matic Horizontal Flag $110
A customizable flag hanging horizontally on a wall.
Flag-O-Matic Veritcal Flag $110
A customizable flag hanging vertically on a wall.
Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty Frondy Plant $540
Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
Grand Gizmos Grandfather Clock $3,200
Need to be on time for a birthday party? Got an interview at 3? Driving lessons at 6? No problem! With this vintage Grandfather's clock, it will be easy to stay on track - with a touch of history!
Helen's High Quality Hooks Coat Rack $130
Perfect place to put your clothes when your mom tells you to pick them up off your floor!
Helen's High Quality Hooks Wall Hooks I $190
Hey! You! Don't leave me hanging!
Holiday Harbingers Decorative Star $140
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
Holiday Harbingers Fancy Christmas Tree $770
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
Holiday Harbingers Kettle $140
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
Holiday Harbingers Oven Mitt $85
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
Holiday Harbingers Party Balloons $150
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
Holiday Harbingers Piping Bag $72
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
Holiday Harbingers Place Setting $160
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
Holiday Harbingers Rolling Pin $270
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
Holly Cow Christmas Tree $180
Merry Christmas!
Kitchen Kingdom Dish Rack $190
For some reason parents don't understand that this rack actually dries dishes and you don't have to dry them right after you wash them.
Kitchen Kingdom Kitchen Utensils $250
Cook to your heart's desire!
Kitchen Kingdom Modern Cutting Board $120
Marked for use on fruits, vegetables, bread, and hopefully nothing else!
Kitchen Kingdom Napkin Holder $190
In a game where you never need to wipe your mouth, this napkin holder is essential.
Kitchen Kingdom Place Setting $60
Kitchen Kingdom Plate Display $2,500
Brag to all your guests about your luxurious plates...? I mean weird flex but okay.
Kitchen Kingdom Spice Shaker $90
Shake your favorite spices onto your favorite foods... or even use it as a maraca if you want.
Kitchen Kingdom Sugar Shaker $90
Shake your favorite spices onto your favorite foods... or even use it as a maraca if you want.
Kitchen Kingdom Traditional Cutting Board $140
Marked for use on fruits, vegetables, bread, and hopefully nothing else!
Kitchen Kingdom Turn Table $220
Everyone loves things that spin.
Kitchen Kingdom Water Pitcher $630
Try your best not to spill it!
Mainstream Momentum Newton's Cradle $230
Never has there been a better way to show off the conservation of momentum and energy than using a series of swinging spheres!
Manila's Office Supplies Pencil Holder $120
Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
Manila's Office Supplies Pencil Holder II $120
Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
Manila's Office Supplies Pencil Holder III $120
Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
Manila's Office Supplies Pencil Mug $180
Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
Manila's Office Supplies Tape Dispenser $95
Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
Matt's Mattes Canvas $220
A matte canvas perfect for any picture.
Matt's Mattes Framed Painting $400
A framed canvas perfect for any picture.
Matt's Mattes Modern Frame $350
A modern frame to bring a sleek look to any picture.
Matt's Mattes Split Canvas $600
A split canvas that brings a touch of modern to any picture.
Meuble Moderne Coat Rack $100
Perfect place to put your clothes when your mom tells you to pick them up off your floor!
Meuble Moderne Geometric Hanging Plant $290
Some simple plants plants... but hanging!
Meuble Moderne Sphere Memento $20
The best example of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Meuble Moderne Wall Art $340
The best example of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Money Talks Piggy Bank $160
We all know money doesn't grow on trees, but what's to say money can't talk?
Move It Movers Shipping Box $200
Every employee here at Move It Movers is hired based on their ability to dance. If they're unable to truly move it move it, why would you trust them to move your belongings from house to house?
Nice Knives Hanging Knives $220
Our knives are.... nice
Nice Knives Knife Block $110
Our knives are.... nice
Outdoor Oasis Cornhole Board $200
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Pail $45
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Sand Mound $45
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Pay Per Towel Paper Towel Roll $60
Why would you ever buy towels in bulk? After all, you never really know when you're going to kick the bucket. Our state of the art pricing scheme makes sure you never pay a dime for the towels you don't use.
Pay Per Towel Toilet Paper Floor Roll $160
Why would you ever buy towels in bulk? After all, you never really know when you're going to kick the bucket. Our state of the art pricing scheme makes sure you never pay a dime for the towels you don't use.
Pay Per Towel Toilet Paper Wall Roll $100
Why would you ever buy towels in bulk? After all, you never really know when you're going to kick the bucket. Our state of the art pricing scheme makes sure you never pay a dime for the towels you don't use.
Rainbow Riders Balloons $190
Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider’s patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible spectrum, guaranteed!
Rainbow Riders Flag $180
Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider’s patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible spectrum, guaranteed!
Rainbow Riders Hanging Flags $160
Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider’s patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible spectrum, guaranteed!
Rainbow Riders Welcome Mat $90
Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider’s patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible spectrum, guaranteed!
Reenex Square Tissue Box $35
Blow your nose in 35 of pure comfort
Reenex Tissue Box $40
Blow your nose in 40 of pure comfort
Rustic Revival Coat Rack $140
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Rustic Revival Metal Coat Rack $130
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Samsang TV Remote $70
Surf channels in style with your very own high quality TV remote!
Sandbox Solutions Hour Glass $120
Our hour glasses are guaranteed to be made with the finest sand stolen from your very own backyard sandbox. Lasts 30 seconds.
Sandbox Solutions Modern Hour Glass $180
Our hour glasses are guaranteed to be made with the finest sand stolen from your very own backyard sandbox. Lasts 60 seconds.
Shox Shoe Box $45
AFter years and years of innovation and discovery, we present to you one product so amazing we had to name our company after it. The SHOE BOX!
Slick Surfaces Potted Plant $270
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slo Drip Liquid Dispensers $150
Spinister Mirror $95
Spinister is not responsible for physical or psychological harm resulting from chants & rituals.
Splinter Sale Wooden Sign $150
Here at Splinter Sale we craft the finest rustic wooden signs. Our items are always on sale, and there are always splinters. Bandages recommended.
Teacher's Pet Chalkboard $140
Remember the good ol' days when the teacher would always call on you to write the answer on the chalkboard? So do we! Now, relive your childhood and write all the correct answers your heart desires.
Tik Tok Clocks Alarm Clock $300
Wake up in the morning with a sound of your choice that will eventually drive you insane!
Tik Tok Clocks Digital Clock $300
You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
Tik Tok Clocks Futuristic Clock $250
You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
Tik Tok Clocks Large Wall Clock $400
You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
Tik Tok Clocks Wall Clock $280
You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
Tik Tok Clocks Wall Clock II $250
You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
Vasic Vases Ceramic Vase $600
Vasically, our valiant decorative vases are vastly victorious compared to our vicious rivals.
Vasic Vases Metalic Vase $520
Vasically, our valiant decorative vases are vastly victorious compared to our vicious rivals.
Vasic Vases Modern Vase $430
Vasically, our valiant decorative vases are vastly victorious compared to our vicious rivals.
Vector Industries Molecule Model $140
Although we have no idea what molecule this is, it still looks cool on a shelf!
Vegan Decor Blue Flower $125
Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
Vegan Decor Cactus $120
Vegan Decor Cactus II $120
Vegan Decor Deer Head Plaque $1,320
A beautiful metal deer plaque to commemorate your favorite fawn friend.
Vegan Decor Desk Tree $290
Our tiny little Agoob plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
Vegan Decor Floor Tree $380
Our Agoob trees have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
Vegan Decor Fruit Bowl $300
Enjoy a bowl of vegan heaven. After all, what else can you eat?
Vegan Decor Grass Plant $120
Vegan Decor Grass Plant II $180
There's so much of it on the earth, yet somehow this grass costs 180.
Vegan Decor Large Wall Planter $270
Have you ever wanted to show off your swaggy flowers but don't have enough room on a table/floor? Well we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing our new Wall Planters!
Vegan Decor Pink Flower $125
Vegan Decor Plant $140
Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
Vegan Decor Potted Floor Plant $520
Vegan Decor Potted Floor Sticks $520
Vegan Decor Potted Grass $260
As if you don't have enough in your front yard.
Vegan Decor Potted Plant $300
At the end of every rainbow is a pot of gold. But do you know what's better than gold? Premium furniture made by leprechauns themselves.
Vegan Decor Red Flower $125
Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
Vegan Decor Simple Garland $Price
A simple holiday garland.
Vegan Decor Simple Wreath $220
A simple holiday wreath.
Vegan Decor Small Clay Pot $70
A simple handcrafted clay pot.
Vegan Decor Small Plant $55
A small little plant, perfect for a shelf.
Vegan Decor Small Wall Heart $120
Now you can finally enjoy a Wall Heart, made with less than 1% real hearts!
Vegan Decor Small Wall Planter $220
Have you ever wanted to show off your swaggy flowers but don't have enough room on a table/floor? Well we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing our new Wall Planters!
Vegan Decor Wall Heart $200
Now you can finally enjoy a Wall Heart, made with less than 1% real hearts!
Whozits & Whatzits Galore Decorative Basket $220
Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
Whozits & Whatzits Galore Seaweed Plant $250
How did we get seaweed to grow on land? Don't ask. Seriously. You don't want to know.

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Alone Forever TV $2,500
Good luck leaving your house with this baby on your wall. With the Alone Forever TV, your graphics are virtually better than reality! Say goodbye to your friends, family, and that creepy guy who watches you get your mail. And hello to Alone Forever.
Flat & Furious TV $4,000
This TV is so flat, at first we thought your mom rolled over it. But seriously. It doesn't get any better than this. 100 inches of pure high definition glory. Buy the Flat and Furious TV today, and you might even forget we implied your mom is fat.
Lite Show TV $900
This is no ordinary TV. With the Lite Show TV, every experience is a dazzling one. The instant you turn on the TV you will be overwhelmed with the changing of colors faster than the eye can see. Get your show on.
Noob Tube TV $200
Short on money? Don't wanna go to work? Why not settle for less? With the Noob Tube TV, you get a crystal clear yet slightly fuzzy view of whatever it is you kids watch! No refund
Samsang Small TV $250
This is no ordinary TV! Unlike all of our competitors, Samsang TVs aren't stuck to their tables!! Isn't that something to sing about!
Samsang TV $3,400
This is no ordinary TV! Unlike all of our competitors, Samsang TVs aren't stuck to their tables!! Isn't that something to sing about!
Viewport Small TV $250
This is no ordinary TV. We acquired it from the set of a certain Sci-Fi franchise and are passing the savings to you!
Viewport TV $4,500
This is no ordinary TV. We acquired it from the set of a certain Sci-Fi franchise and are passing the savings to you!
Viewport Wall Mounted TV $250
This is no ordinary TV. We acquired it from the set of a certain Sci-Fi franchise and are passing the savings to you!
Cat and Mouse Inc Keyboard and Mouse $180
Our keyboards are guaranteed to give you the click you've always wanted! I t wirelessly pairs with your computer for an easy setup! (This product does not contain real mice)
Dino Saur Computer $350
The Dino Saur computer may be slow and bulky, but it is cheap and perfect for torturing and/or teaching kids and students!
Honeycomb Computer Tower $2,200
Our ultra-powerful computer comes in three styles; Happy Blue, Sad Pink, and Unsatisfied Orange! Hopefully after buying, you'll be more of a Happy Blue!
Master Race Computer $900
It's better than consoles.
Pear Computers SuperPC Pro $1,230
Just as Pears are better for you than Apples, you should pick Pear Computers over out competetors!
Samsang Computer Monitor $450
This Computer Monitor works perfectly with any computer, mouse, and keyboard you may have!
Samsang Curved TV $650
This is no ordinary TV! Unlike all of our competitors, Samsang TVs aren't stuck to their tables!! Isn't that something to sing about!
Samsang Ultrawide Monitor $450
This is no ordinary TV! Unlike all of our competitors, Samsang TVs aren't stuck to their tables!! Isn't that something to sing about!
Singular Supercomputers HHKB Keyboard $190
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers Headphone Stand $180
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers Large Neon Mouse Pad $160
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers Microphone $250
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers Mouse $90
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers Mouse Pad $80
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers Neon Headphone Stand $230
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers Neon Mouse $140
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers Neon Mouse Pad $100
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers RGB Keyboard $220
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Singular Supercomputers Triple Monitor Display $1,600
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Sovereignty Computer $2,400
This is the best comupter money can buy (for now). Feast your eyes on the king of all (current) computers. Inb4 "Vaktovian."
Sovereignty Computer Tower $1,800
This computer packs a punch! Buffed with two cores and 3GB of storage, it crushes it's competitors!
Sovereignty Gaming Computer Tower $2,200
This computer packs a punch! Buffed with two cores and 3GB of storage, it crushes it's competitors!
Sovereignty Laptop $1,450
This Laptop packs a punch! Buffed with two cores and 3GB of storage, it crushes it's competitors!
Viewport Computer Monitor $450
This Computer Monitor works perfectly with any computer, mouse, and keyboard you may have!
Dial Up Office Phone $265
Brrrrringggg... briiiiiinggg... is anyone gonna answer...?
Eclectic Electric Cable Box $180
With our wide selection of gadgets, you won't have to shop anywhere else for your electrical needs!
Eclectic Electric DVR Box $200
With our wide selection of gadgets, you won't have to shop anywhere else for your electrical needs!
Eclectic Electric Wifi Router $220
With our wide selection of gadgets, you won't have to shop anywhere else for your electrical needs!
Hammer Audio Microphone Stand $75
Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
Picture Pefect Webcam $320
Quite possibly the only camera in the world that makes you look better than you do in person.
Samsang Sound Bar $800
Just listen to it
Volume Cubed Desk Speaker $400
Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 demensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.
Volume Cubed Radio $750
Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 demensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.
Volume Cubed Stereo System $2,800
Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 demensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.
Volume Cubed Subwoofer $1,100
Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 demensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Power Vortex Drying Machine $700
Here at Power Vortex we use top secret military technology to accelerate your clothes to the speed of light. You may find clothing from other dimensions in your laundry, please be advised that this is perfectly normal.
Power Vortex Washing Machine $700
Here at Power Vortex we use top secret military technology to accelerate your clothes to the speed of light. You may find clothing from other dimensions in your laundry, please be advised that this is perfectly normal.
Innovative Illumination Power Box $3,200
Power on and off all the lights connected to switches in your house with the simple flick of a lever!
Danny's Dustbin Recycling Can $320
Do you recycle? If not, you better reduce, reuse, and reevaluate your life decisions.
Danny's Dustbin Round Trash Bin $80
Dump your dross in your delightful dust bin!
Danny's Dustbin Trash Bin $80
Dump your dross in your delightful dust bin!
Danny's Dustbin Trash Can $290
Never before have you been able to throw out your hopes and dreams in such a luxurious trash can.
Fire Brand Fire Extinguisher Box $200
Put out fires!
Lavish Lint LLC Drying Machine $670
After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
Lavish Lint LLC Iron $160
After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
Lavish Lint LLC Ironing Board $180
After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
Lavish Lint LLC Laundry Basket $120
After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
Lavish Lint LLC Mesh Laundry Basket $170
After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
Lavish Lint LLC Round Laundry Basket $120
After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
Lavish Lint LLC Washing Machine $620
After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
Meuble Moderne Trash Can $150
Is your old trash can just as bad as the garbage it holds? Do yourself a favor and upgrade to a can that makes the rest of your kitchen look like trash.
Rubbish Ravager Garbage Can $45
Why simply throw away your garbage? You should enjoy each special moment of parting with your partially warm leftovers.

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Agrarian Architecture Lamp $600
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about it bears and hypothermia.
Fire Brand Coal Stove $1,600
The Fire Brand Coal Stove was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
Hipster's Paradise Geometric Light $520
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise Hanging Light $180
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise Wall Light $130
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Illuminatineon Cacti $130
We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
Illuminatineon Hexagonal Light $160
We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
Illuminatineon Pineapple $160
We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
Illuminatineon Planet $170
We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
Illuminatineon Rose $160
We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
Illuminatineon Small Hexagonal Light $90
We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
Illuminatineon Star $150
We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
Illuminatineon Wings $300
We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
Innovative Illumination Can Light $250
We knew these lights would spark your interest!
Innovative Illumination Contemporary Chandelier $1,200
We knew these lights would spark your interest!
Innovative Illumination Cylinder Pendant $190
We won't keep you in the dark about these high quality lights.
Innovative Illumination Geometric Ceiling Light $800
How many math teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well let's see... if Janet has 432 light bulbs and gives one to Steve...
Innovative Illumination Glass Light $250
Wow you like these lights? What a shocker!
Innovative Illumination Hanging Bulbs $550
That's a watt of ceiling lights.
Innovative Illumination Hanging Circle Light $600
I would tell you a light pun but I like to keep them in the dark.
Innovative Illumination Hexagon Light $210
Turn on and off faster than the flash.
Innovative Illumination Industrial Ceiling Light $750
How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; that's a hardware problem.
Innovative Illumination Modern Chandelier $900
What does Illuminated Shrek say? Watt are you doing in my swamp?
Innovative Illumination Modern Chandelier II $950
You'll love this lights a watt!
Innovative Illumination Modern Floor Lamp $435
We knew these lights would spark your interest!
Innovative Illumination Modern Pendant Light $1,300
these ceiling lights are.... wait for it.... LIT!
Innovative Illumination Single Pendant Light $300
How many YouTubers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're all advertising audible.com.
Innovative Illumination Sleek Pendant $190
We won't keep you in the dark about these high quality lights.
Innovative Illumination Swell Light $350
How many math teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well let's see... if Janet has 432 light bulbs and gives one to Steve...
Innovative Illumination Torchiere Floor Lamp $340
We knew these lights would spark your interest!
Innovative Illumination Traditional Chandelier $850
Thomas Edison would approve.
Innovative Illumination Traditional Pendant Light $650
How many YouTubers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're all advertising audible.com.
Lamps - A Lot Crane Lamp $260
Suffering from a lack of lamps? Not to worry, our sizable selection and chivalrous service will equip your room with slightly less prestige than Camelot.
Lamps - A Lot Floor Lamp $80
Suffering from a lack of lamps? Not to worry, our sizable selection and chivalrous service will equip your room with slightly less prestige than Camelot.
Lamps - A Lot Table Lamp $90
Suffering from a lack of lamps? Not to worry, our sizable selection and chivalrous service will equip your room with slightly less prestige than Camelot.
Lamps - A Lot Vine Lamp $340
Suffering from a lack of lamps? Not to worry, our sizable selection and chivalrous service will equip your room with slightly less prestige than Camelot.
Lantern Turn Lantern $200
Lantern Turn: your stop for combustable chemicals encased in glass.
Lantern Turn Wall Light $175
Lantern Turn: your stop for combustable chemicals encased in glass.
Lucifer's Lighting Garden Spotlight $370
Highlight any part of your garden with our premium spotlights!
Lucifer's Lighting Hexagon Ceiling Light $340
Providing you light with all the power of a satellite
Lucifer's Lighting Industrial Wall Light $340
Add a touch of industry to any space with this dazzling light!
Lucifer's Lighting Garden Spotlight $370
Highlight any part of your garden with our premium spotlights!
Lucifer's Lighting Industrial Wall Light II $340
Providing you light with all the power of a satellite
Lucifer's Lighting Modern Desk Lamp $310
Try not to look straight into it.
Lucifer's Lighting Modern Garden Light $290
Light up your garden or outdoor with a touch of modern!
Lucifer's Lighting Modern Wall Light $550
Try not to look straight into it.
Lucifer's Lighting Painting Light $550
Try not to look straight into it.
Lucifer's Lighting Sleek Wall Light $340
Providing you light with all the power of a satellite
Lucifer's Lighting Traditional Garden Light $340
Illuminate your garden or outdoor area with a hint of class!
Lucifer's Lighting Wall Light $550
Try not to look straight into it.
Magic Merchandise Floor Lamp $170
Stop rubbing the lamps, they aren't actually magic.
Meuble Moderne Desk Lamp $450
Light up your house with a touch of Modern!
Meuble Moderne Geometric Lamp $350
Light up your house with a touch of Modern!
Meuble Moderne Geometric Lamp II $320
Light up your house with a touch of Modern!
Meuble Moderne Modern Lamp II $330
Light up your house with a touch of Modern!
Outdoor Oasis Lantern $150
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Outdoor Oasis Tiki Torch $120
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Patty's Imports Lamp $450
At the end of every rainbow is a pot of gold. But do you know what's better than gold? Premium furniture made by leprechauns themselves.
Rainbow Riders Lava Lamp $220
Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider's patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible light spectrum, guaranteed!
Rustic Revival Candle $250
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Rustic Revival Lamp $300
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Singular Supercomputers Neon Light $190
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Slick Surfaces Floor Lamp $95
Our slick, modern, products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Lamp $40
Our slick, modern, products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Space Z Large Star Model $540
Do you love space? We can't send you there, but you can get a similar ciew on you or your child's ceiling!
Space Z Planet Model $630
Do you love space? We can't send you there, but you can get a similar ciew on you or your child's ceiling!
Space Z Small Star Model $410
Do you love space? We can't send you there, but you can get a similar ciew on you or your child's ceiling!
Vibrant Vanity Vanity Lights $900
Volcanic Vault Lava Lamp $730
You'll have a rock staring at your childhood through your 1,300-2,000°F lava lamp.
Whozits & Whatzits Galore Hanging Light $340
Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
Agrarian Architecture Fireplace $4,600
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about it bears and hypothermia.
Crowd Surf Swivel Light $100
Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
Fire Brand Elegant Fireplace $6,500
The Fire Brand Firepit was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
Fire Brand Firepit $2,550
The Fire Brand Firepit was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
Fire Brand Fireplace $8,000
The Fire Brand Fireplace was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
Fire Brand Modern Fireplace $2,550
The Fire Brand Modern Fireplace was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
Fire Brand Outdoor Fireplace $3,450
The Fire Brand Outdoor Fireplace was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
Holiday Harbingers Fancy Christmas Tree $770
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
Holiday Harbingers Hanging Light $110
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
Outdoor Oasis Firepit I $790
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Firepit II $910
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Outdoor Oasis Space Heater $680
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Rainbow Riders Neon Rainbow $260
Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider's patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible light spectrum, guaranteed!
Wicked Candles Basic Candle $95
Wicked is good
Wicked Candles Large Candle $110
Wicked is good
Wicked Candles Rustic Candle $160
Wicked is good
Wicked Candles Thin Candle $80
Wicked is good

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Vegan Decor Pumpkin $225
ConstrucTon Wall Hose $170
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
Fiona's Fountains Bird Bath $1,900
This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
Fiona's Fountains Modern Fountain $1,900
This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
Fiona's Fountains Square Fountain $1,600
This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
Fiona's Fountains Traditional Fountain $2,200
This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
Fiona's Fountains Traditional Fountain II $2,600
This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
Fiona's Fountains Wall Fountain $1,400
This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
Holiday Harbingers Decorative Star $140
Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
IndusTree Cypress Tree $350
Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
IndusTree Large Dead Tree $800
Here at Indus-tree-al Trees, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
IndusTree Large Palm Tree $1,600
Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
IndusTree Large Pine Tree $1,500
Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
IndusTree Palm Tree $700
Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
IndusTree Pine Tree $800
Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
IndusTree Small Dead Tree $600
Here at Indus-tree-al Trees, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
IndusTree Small Palm Tree $500
Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
IndusTree Small Pine Tree $500
Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
Outdoor Oasis Arbor $350
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Canopy Tent $600
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Gazebo $12,000
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Gazing Ball $80
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Large Pergola $3,200
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Large Sandbox $730
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Outdoor Oasis Large Tent $740
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Metal Swingset $1,900
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Metal Watering Can $160
Water your plants to your heart's content!
Outdoor Oasis Octogon Sandbox $450
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Plastic Watering Can $250
Water your plants to your heart's content!
Outdoor Oasis Sandbox $400
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Stepping Stone I $80
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Stepping Stone II $90
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Stepping Stone III $70
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Outdoor Oasis Stepping Stone Path $100
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Outdoor Oasis Tent $530
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Outdoor Oasis Trampoline $100
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Umbrella Stand $140
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Wooden Swingset $1,700
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Pablo's Pools Diving Board $1,100
Here at Pablo's Pools, you are guaranteed to receive a product personally tested by Pablo.
Vegan Decor Small Clay Pot $70
A simple handcrafted clay pot.
Vegan Decor Small Plant $55
A small little plant perfect for a shelf.

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Bathroom Boutiques Large Vanity $450
We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
Bathroom Boutiques Small Vanity $350
We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
Slo Drip Sink $140
It's cheap, what do you expect?
Bathroom Boutiques Clawfoot Tub $3,500
We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
Double Bubble Hot Tub $2,100
This amazing device produces up to 2 TIMES as many bubbles as it's competitors. Easily a good reason to spend several thousand dollars.
Double Bubble Hot Tub II $2,900
Fast Drip Shower $800
Unlike our competitors, Slo Drip, our state of the art showers blast you with so much pressure that you'll be to the moon in no time!
Glub Tub Bathtub $300
Rub-a-dub-dub, glub-in-the-tub. But seriously, don't drown. We can't handle any more lawsuits.
Outdoor Oasis Kiddie Pool $680
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Power Shower Shower $390
Do NOT press the red button.
Slo Drip Shower $140
It's cheap, what do you expect?
Super Drip Shower $1,200
Unlike our competitors, Slow Drip and Fast Drip, the revolutionary technology in our showers blast you with enough pressure to send you to Mars and back!
Meuble Moderne Toilet $180
A modern toilet to match any modern bathroom.
Crowd Surf Out House $340
The perfect place for the piece and quiet you know you need
Take-A-Break Toilet $130
Take a seat on the Take-A-Break porcelain throne, where you can dispose of waste in style. Not recommended for use as an actual throne.

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Aperture Textiles Half Rug $140
Aperture Textiles is founded on a simple concept: everything is better circular. Now enjoy our new design half off!
Aperture Textiles Rug $140
Aperture Textiles is founded on a simple concept: everything is better circular. Please use caution when placing multiple Aperture Textiles rugs as connecting wormholes have been known to appear.
Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty Striped Rug $220
Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
Rugged Rugs Abstract Rug $430
Can you figure out the exact number of triangles in the design? We'll give you a hint, it's more than 3!
Vegan Decor Heart Rug $180
Now you can finally enjoy a Heart Rug, made with less than 1% real hearts!
Vegan Decor Rounded Rug $190
Imagine taking a rectangle and adding circles on the corners. Simply magical.
Vegan Decor Rug $160
Animals are friends, NOT RUGS. That's why we've gone vegan. All of our products have been processed repeatedly to remove all trace of animals. Now that's dedication!
Vegan Decor Welcome Mat $250
Welcome strangers into your house with one of our premium Welcome Mats!

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Splinter Sale Picnic Table $190
Here at Splinter Sale we craft the finest in mediocre outdoor surfaces. Our items are always on sale, and there are always splinters. Bandages recommended.
Agrarian Architecture Bench $860
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Chair $800
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Best Rest Beanbag Chair $400
If you're ever stranded on an island with just a beanbag chair, fear not! Our premium beans stuffed inside the chair will provide you food for days!
ConstrucTON Stool $150
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
Dynamic Dining Chair $220
Spice up your dining se with these Dynamic Dining chairs. But don't die due to dangerously dazzling and drastically decorative dining dynamics. The daring dining is dauntingly divine. Don't delay. Buy today.
Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty Sling Chair $390
Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
Hipster's Paradise Armchair $380
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise Dining Chair $140
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise Stool $110
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Industrial Industries Chair $400
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
Last Chairbender Chair $75
Looking for a sweet bendy chair? You found it! With the Last Chairbender, you'll not only buy quality, you'll buy a hilarious reference to a TV show. Truly priceless.
Meuble Moderne Armchair $710
Hey you! Do you like modern things and sitting down? Then this is the perfect product for you! Now introducing our modern armchair that can fill both of those precise needs in your life!
Meuble Moderne Sofa $940
Hey you! Do you like modern things and sitting down? Then this is the perfect product for you! Now introducing our modern sofa that can fill both of those precise needs in your life!
Outdoor Oasis Couch $320
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Couch Corner $355
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Folding Chair $130
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Lawn Chair $250
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Left Couch $330
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Outdoor Oasis Lounge Chair $320
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Outdoor Oasis Padded Chair $390
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Outdoor Oasis Patio Chair $250
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Right Couch $330
Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
Quesa Silla Chair $160
Hopefully you don't weigh much.
Quesa Silla Rocking Chair $330
Hopefully you don't weigh much.
Quesa Silla Rocking Horse $1,225
Hopefully you don't weigh much.
Singular Supercomputers Gaming Chair $160
Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
Slick Surfaces Dining Bench $440
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Dining Chair $440
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Sofa Loafa Classic Couch $800
We couldn't chair less about what our competetors have to say about our cheap couches.
Spinister Swivel Chair $120
This chair is NOT possessed. But we recommend an exorcism just in case.
Stool Samplers Bar Stool $240
We take pride in our commitment to low volume Stool sales!
Superb Seating Metal Stool $360
Have you ever felt that regular chairs fail to elevate you to your rightful place in your social circle? Well no more. Show your friends who's boss.
Superb Seating Raised Chair $240
Have you ever felt that regular chairs fail to elevate you to your rightful place in your social circle? Well no more. Show your friends who's boss.
Superb Seating Stool $190
Have you ever felt that regular chairs fail to elevate you to your rightful place in your social circle? Well no more. Show your friends who's boss.
Whozits & Whatzits Galore Wicker Armchair $320
Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
Whozits & Whatzits Galore Wicker Couch $780
Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
Coucho Moderno Couch $780
This couch is so exotically stylish, we named it in Italian. Or is that Spanish? See? It's so exotic that we don't even know what language it is. You'll want this if you're even a tiny bit civilized.
Hipster's Paradise Sofa $1,450
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise Upholstered Sofa $4,100
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Leather Luxury Armchair $480
Are you ready to watch your movies in style? Are you tired of your friends being afraid to come to your football party because their seat might actually be a monster? Well buy the Leather Luxury Armchair because its probably not.
Leather Luxury Couch $590
Are you ready to watch your movies in style? Are you tired of your friends being afraid to come to your football party because their couch might actually be a monster? Well buy the Leather Luxury Couch because its probably not.
Leather Luxury Lounge Chair $600
Are you ready to watch your movies in comfort? Our ergonomic design makes you feel like your are in the cozy jowls of a ridiculously large beast.
Meuble Modern Couch $600
Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern couch!
Meuble Moderne Loveseat $450
Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern loveseat!
Rustic Revival Bench $550
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Sofa Loafa Armchair $290
We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
Sofa Loafa Circle Ottoman $130
We couldn't care less about what our competetors have to say about our cheap couches.
Sofa Loafa Couch $440
We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
Sofa Loafa Couch Corner $210
We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
Sofa Loafa Couch Middle $215
We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
Sofa Loafa Cube Ottoman $150
We couldn't care less about what our competetors have to say about our cheap couches.
Sofa Loafa Inverted Couch Corner $230
We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
Sofa Loafa Left Couch End $220
We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
Sofa Loafa Lounge Chair $380
Lounge, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line lounge chair!
Sofa Loafa Loveseat $425
Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern loveseat!
Sofa Loafa Modern Couch $620
Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern sofa!
Sofa Loafa Right Couch End $220
We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
Sofa Loafa Upholstered Bench $620
Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern sofa!
Hipster's Paradise Bed Bench $250
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise Ottoman $250
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise Sectional $3,200
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind

Brand Name Price Description Variant
ConstrucTON Mesh Shelf $210
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Workbench I $210
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Workbench II $160
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
Curves & Edges Shelf $330
Love em.
Curves & Edges Shelf II $330
Love em.
Elf on the Shelf Bookshelf $270
Elf sold separately.
Elf on the Shelf Small Bookshelf $160
Elf sold separately.
Industrial Industries Bookshelf $470
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
Industrial Industries Mudroom Bench $360
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
Industrial Industries Shelf $410
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
Meuble Moderne Abstract Bookshelf $330
Perfect for showing off the books you haven't read in years!
Meuble Moderne Modern Bookshelf $520
Perfect for showing off the books you haven't read in years!
Quesa Mesa Shelf $80
Now you can put your cheese on the shelf I guess idk.
Rustic Racks Shelf I $240
Rustic Racks Shelf II $260
Rustic Racks Shelf III $280
Agrarian Architecture Nightstand $600
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Best Rest Bench $190
Simple yet unique, this end vintage piece will bring a taste to your home you will not regret!
Industrial Industries Ladder Shelf $290
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
Meuble Moderne Abstract Entertainment Center $310
Entertainment not included
Meuble Moderne Entertainment Center $750
Entertainment not included.
Meuble Moderne Entertainment Center II $800
Entertainment not included
Meuble Moderne Entertainment Center III $680
Entertainment not included
Agrarian Architecture Shelf $425
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
ConstrucTON Mesh Basket Shelf $200
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
ConstrucTON Mesh Wall Shelf $170
Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
Curves & Edges Rectangular Shelf $350
With the ability to place this shelf on your desk or wall, this shelf is the perfect cubby to store your stuff!
Dust Catcher Bookshelf $290
Well at least we're honest
Dust Catcher File Cabinet $80
Well at least we're honest
Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty Chest $440
Whether you plan to bury your treasure or keep it in your room, this chest is the perfect place to store it. (Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty is not responsible for any stolen treasure.)
Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty Dresser $350
Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
Garment Groupings Wardrobe I $530
Our state of the art wardrobes are perfect for the clothes that you said you would clean up on your floor for the past six years!
Garment Groupings Wardrobe II $540
Our state of the art wardrobes are perfect for the clothes that you said you would clean up on your floor for the past six years!
Garment Groupings Wardrobe III $540
Our state of the art wardrobes are perfect for the clothes that you said you would clean up on your floor for the past six years!
Garment Groupings Wardrobe IV $300
Our state of the art wardrobes are perfect for the clothes that you said you would clean up on your floor for the past six years!
Industrial Industries Large Dresser $740
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
Industrial Industries Small Dresser $425
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
Lavish Lint LLC Clothing Rack $310
After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
Legendary Ledge Box Shelf $490
Live life on the edge, but make sure you don't place your valuables too close!
Legendary Ledge Hexagon Shelf $260
Live life on the edge, but make sure you don't place your valuables too close!
Legendary Ledge Modern Shelf $280
Live life on the edge, but make sure you don't place your valuables too close!
Meuble Moderne Large Dresser $490
The most minimalistic way to store your minimalistic clothes.
Meuble Moderne Small Dresser $240
The most minimalistic way to store your minimalistic clothes.
Rustic Revival Bedside Table $300
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Rustic Revival Chest $450
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Rustic Revival Dresser $800
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Rustic Revival Entertainment Center $800
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Rustic Revival Nightstand $450
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Rustic Revival Wardrobe $410
We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
Slick Surfaces Double Dresser $540
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Half Dresser $320
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Tall Dresser $620
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Tall Dresser II $680
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Super Safe Storage Glass Cabinet $470
When you lock any Super Safe Storage cabinet, we guarantee it can never be opened again!
Tog Tucker Dresser $175
Need a place to stash your clothes? With the Tog Tucker, there are so many secret compartments and booby traps that no one will ever be able to touch your clothes, including you!
Tog Tucker Night Stand $120
Need a place to stash your personal effects? With the Tog Tucker, there are so many secret compartments and booby traps that no one will ever be able to touch your items, including you!

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Doors Galore Industrial Door $600
When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
Doors Galore Modern Door $600
When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
Doors Galore Panel Door $600
When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
Doors Galore Six Panel Door $600
When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
Doors Galore Two Panel Door $600
When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
See It Through Modern 2 Window $290
They're windows. It's what we do.
See It Through Modern 3 Window $320
They're windows. It's what we do.
See It Through Modern Window $290
They're windows. It's what we do.
See It Through Rustic Single Window $290
They're windows. It's what we do.
See It Through Rustic Square Window $290
They're windows. It's what we do.
See It Through Rustic Window $290
They're windows. It's what we do.
The Curtain Company Classic Curtains $50
Curtains. They're in the company name so you know they're good.

Brand Name Price Description Variant
Agrarian Architecture Large Table $2,200
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Round Table $1,100
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Side Table $900
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Agrarian Architecture Table $1,000
Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
Coffee Stained Coffee Table $340
Each of our quality tables is 100% stained with authentic coffee for a unique and stylish look. Don't you dare spill anything on this fine piece of work.
Coffee Stained Desk $410
Each of our quality tables is 100% stained with authentic coffee for a unique and stylish look. Don't you dare spill anything on this fine piece of work.
Coffee Stained End Table $120
Each of our quality tables is 100% stained with authentic coffee for a unique and stylish look. Don't you dare spill anything on this fine piece of work.
Desko L Desk $320
May cause an uncontrollable urge to boogie.
Desko Large Wooden Desk $400
May cause an uncontrollable urge to boogie.
Desko Small Wooden Desk $300
May cause an uncontrollable urge to boogie.
Dynamic Dining Table $200
Spice up your dining set with these Dynamic Dining chairs. But don't die due to dangerously dazzling and drastically decorative dining dynamics. The daring dining is dautingly divine. Don't delay. Buy today.
Fab Slab Table $180
The stylish Fab Slab table is a perfect addition to any eating area. It really doesn't matter how you use it. Sleep, break dance, or jump up and down on this table, and you will look cool doing it. You and your crazy friends will love it.
Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty Barrel $170
Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty End Table $190
Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
Hipster's Paradise Coffee Table $620
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise Desk $390
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise End Table $90
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Hipster's Paradise Geometric End Table $480
Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
Industrial Industries Coffee Table $400
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
Industrial Industries Desk $550
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
Industrial Industries Round Coffee Table $380
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
Industrial Industries Side Table $240
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
Industrial Industries Table $800
Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
Just Do It Decor Desk $210
Just-Do-It desks are proven to improve your grades by giving you barely enough room to put a distracting computer on it! You read that right! No distractions, no bad grades!
Luxury Deluxe Desk $260
This desk is perfect for a boring job! It's just as bland and colorless as adult life!
Mega Desk Desk $190
This desk ROCKS, that's all we can say. There is nothing better. Except... maybe... Quad Desk... Or every other desk. Please buy it.
Outdoor Oasis Large Patio Table $600
Our outsanding company provides you with all of the things you could evver need for your patio or outdoor space!
Outdoor Oasis Small Patio Table $400
Our outsanding company provides you with all of the things you could evver need for your patio or outdoor space!
Quesa Mesa Banquet Table $130
Hosting a banquet for your cheese tasting? A slightly bowed, bent, and stained table should suit you just fine. Just hope tablecloths are added soon.
Quesa Mesa Table $290
Need a place to eat your cheese? We have just the thing. The Quesa MEsa table provides adequate support for any object up to 3 pounds. That's not that much you say? Well to that we say shutup and give us money/
Slick Surfaces Desk $190
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Dining Table $440
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Slick Surfaces Entry Bench $190
Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
Splinter Sale Covered Table $650
Here at Splinter Sale we craft the finest in mediocre outdoor surfaces. Our items are always on sale, and there are always splinters. Bandages recommended.
Sure Face Coffee Table $150
This sturdy wooden table is handcrafted from the finest Elm trees, grown in the quiet grove in a secret ninja dojo. If you stare at the surface long enough, you may see one of the ninja masters, staring back through your soul.
Tip Top Tables Coffee Table $480
An elegant coffee placement solution, from a more civilized foreign furniture company.
Whozits & Whatzits Galore Wicker End Table $1,390
Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
Meuble Moderne Glass Table $450
Now you can stare at the toes of anyone sitting at the dinner table!
Frenetic Fury Ping Pong Table $1,800
Kaplic, kaplock, kaplic, kaplock, kaplic, kaplock, kaplic, kaplock.
Meuble Moderne Large Coffee Table $845
Meuble Moderne Small Coffee Table $630
This small coffee table is perfect for fitting small objects, including your plants and radios!
Solid Stripes Pool Table $2,350
We actually forgot to order the pool balls, so you can't play, but it still looks pretty cool in your game room.
Wonderful Woodworks Side Table $160
We put the try back into carpentry

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