⚠️This page is about Common Furniture. For limited-time furniture, see Limited Furniture.
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Furniture is used to decorate your home and make it unique! There are various options and styles to choose from! Most furniture can be purchased from the Shop. However, some items can only be purchased during certain holidays or must be acquired via other means (such as codes). Most furniture can be traded and sold. The refund of an item is always 60% of its original value.
Previously, in RoCitizens, there was a Furniture Limit, meaning that there was a limit to the amount of furniture items you could place on a single Blueprint, Condo, or Apartment. The previous limit of furniture was 1,250. As of July, 2023, it was replaced by a house model limit, which is 5,000.
Common Furniture[]
Common Furniture is furniture which can be obtained in the in-game shop anytime, regardless of the season. Furniture in this category has a really low trading value as it's easy to obtain. Furniture in this category is always tradable.
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Big Eat | Fridge | $280 | Eat big-ish with Big Eat.
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Big Eat | Mini Fridge | $175 | Eat big-ish with Big Eat.
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Cold Ace | Fridge | $630 | Other refrigerators not cold enough? Cold Ace is the fridge for you! Cold Ace has a quantum triple-magnum supercharged coolant system that makes sure your food is cooled right! Cold Ace is not responsible for any explosions caused by this device.
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Cutting Edge | Blender | $190 | Here at Cutting Edge, out cutting edge technology ensures that not only the edges of what you place inside this blender are cut, but rather the entire thing.
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Fire Brand | Grill | $450 | The Fire Brand grill was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
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Fire Brand | Round Grill | $760 | The Fire Brand grill was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
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Food Monster | Fridge | $220 | Lets face it. A fridge is not a friend. And you don't ahve any real friends. But if you did, the Food Monster would be able to feed them all! WIth it's super storage technology, your fridge can hold more food than ever before!
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Food Monster | Smart Fridge | $220 | Lets face it. A fridge is not a friend. And you don't ahve any real friends. But if you did, the Food Monster would be able to feed them all! WIth it's super storage technology, your fridge can hold more food than ever before!
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Heat Wave | Double Oven | $1,900 | We ignored standard heating regulations, because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new Heat Wave double oven! Oven mitt recommended.
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Heat Wave | Stove | $780 | We ignored standard heating regulations, because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new Heat Wave stovetop & oven! Oven mitt recommended.
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Heat Wave | Stovetop | $1,900 | We ignored standard heating regulations, because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new Heat Wave stovetop! Oven mitt recommended.
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Heat Wave | Toaster | $240 | We ignored standard heating regulations, because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new Heat Wave Toaster! Oven mitt recommended.
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Macro Wave | Microwave Oven | $310 | We increased the wavelength of your food's electromagnetic radiation because bigger is always better.
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Shake & Bake | Stove | $275 | Cook while you dance and dance while you cook! The Shake & Bake stove will boogie with you! Also it will probably fall apart because it wasn't built for that.
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Spinister | Blender | $190 | Do NOT put your hand in there.
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Agrarian Architecture | Large Stove Vent | $1,200 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Agrarian Architecture | Small Stove Vent | $1,200 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Depresso Espresso | Coffee Maker | $830 | Are you always on that grind? Then our brew-ti-ful coffee machine will mocha you very happy. Words cannot espresso how steaming hot your heart will feel... and hey! It may even end up keurig your tiredness.
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Depresso Espresso | Espresso Machine | $1,300 | Are you always on that grind? Then our brew-ti-ful coffee machine will mocha you very happy. Words cannot espresso how steaming hot your heart will feel... and hey! It may even end up keurig your tiredness.
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Fantastic Fans | Contemporary Ceiling Fan | $1,350 | Our fantastic ceiling fans aren't any fantasy! They're actually quite fanomenal!
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Fantastic Fans | Modern Ceiling Fan | $1,500 | Our fantastic ceiling fans aren't any fantasy! They're actually quite fanomenal!
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Fantastic Fans | Traditional Ceiling Fan | $1,400 | Our fantastic ceiling fans aren't any fantasy! They're actually quite fanomenal!
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Fantastic Fans | Vintage Ceiling Fan | $1,250 | Our fantastic ceiling fans aren't any fantasy! They're actually quite fanomenal!
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Heat Wave | Stove Vent | $120 | Vents steam and anger too!
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Heat Wave | Stove Vent II | $160 | Vents steam and anger too!
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Agrarian Architecture | Bed | $2,800 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Best Rest | Bunk Bed | $580 | Tired of being tired? Look no further! With 50% less springs than other brands, the BestRest Bunk Bed guarantees that you will probably sleep well!
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Best Rest | Loft Bed | $1,800 | A cozy raised bed with space underneath for your own decorations!
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Best Rest | Queen Bed | $435 | Tired of being tired? Look no further! With 50% less springs than other brands, the BestRest Queen guarantees that you will probably sleep well!
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Best Rest | Twin Bed | $240 | Tired of being tired? Look no further! With 50% less springs than other brands, the BestRest Twin guarantees that you will probably sleep well!
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Hipster's Paradise | Queen Bed | $1,100 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Industrial Industries | Bed | $1,400 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
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Luxury Deluxe | Queen Bed | $630 | The Luxury Deluxe give you the luxurious feeling of luxury when you fall onto its softness. With its modern look and comfortable mattress, there is nothing left to be wanted. Except cheesecake of course.
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Meuble Moderne | Queen Bed | $1,655 | Bonne nuit!
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Outdoor Oasis | Hammock | $700 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Sleeping Bag | $220 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Rustic Revival | Loft Bed | $2,400 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Rustic Revival | Queen Bed | $2,550 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Rustic Revival | Twin Bed | $1,200 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Sleep King | Queen Bed | $840 | The Sleep King Queen is a throne in bed form. Let the warm embrace of the royalty lull you into the sleep that you deserve. We don't know what the posters and the roof are for, but they are quite fancy.
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Slick Surfaces | Queen Bed | $840 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Rockabye Baby | Crib | $180 | Unlike our competitors, our crib has enough space between the bars on the side for your child to slip right through!
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Agrarian Architecture | Counter | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Counter Corner | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Counter Sink | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Cupboard | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Cupboard Corner | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Dishwasher | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Glass Cupboard | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Half Counter | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Inverted Counter Corner | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Raised Counter | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Raised Counter Corner | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Raised Inverted Counter Corner | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
Agrarian Architecture | Cupboard Stove Vent | $220 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia. | |
ConstrucTON | Cabinet | $260 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive! | |
ConstrucTON | Counter | $190 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive! | |
ConstrucTON | Counter II | $190 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive! | |
ConstrucTON | Gap Counter | $190 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive! | |
ConstrucTON | Half Counter | $100 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive! | |
ConstrucTON | Inverted Counter Corner | $190 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive! | |
Conventional Counters | Counter | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Counter Corner | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Counter Sink | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Dishwasher | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Half Counter | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Inverted Counter Corner | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Raised Counter | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Raised Counter Corner | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Raised Inverted Counter Corner | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Meuble Moderne | Counter | $340 | It may just look like a block with lines, but we assure you, this is a good counter. | |
Meuble Moderne | Counter Corner | $360 | Our counter comes with a corner so sharp, you might accidentally cut yourself on it! | |
Meuble Moderne | Counter Sink | $410 | Wash the dirt off your dishes and nothing else! | |
Meuble Moderne | Dishwasher | $640 | Completely unnecessary in a world where your dishes disappear when you're done with them, but your kitchen just wouldn't be the same without it! | |
Meuble Moderne | Inverted Counter Corner | $360 | Curve the game (or your kitchen) with this premium inverted corner! | |
Meuble Moderne | Raised Counter | $340 | You'll need a stool to sit here. Or just stand, if you're really tall... | |
Meuble Moderne | Raised Counter Corner | $340 | You'll need a stool to sit here. Or just stand, if you're really tall... | |
Meuble Moderne | Raised Inverted Counter Corner | $340 | You'll need a stool to sit here. Or just stand, if you're really tall... | |
Moldtastic | Counter | $70 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Counter Corner | $70 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Counter Corner | $220 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Counter Sink | $70 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Dishwasher | $450 | Completely unnecessary in a world where your dishes disappear when you're done with them, but your kitchens just wouldn't be the same without it! | |
Moldtastic | Half Counter | $160 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Inverted Counter Corner | $70 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Raised Counter | $130 | Don't raise the roof, raise the counter | |
Moldtastic | Raised Counter Corner | $130 | Don't raise the roof, raise the counter | |
Moldtastic | Raised Inverted Counter Corner | $130 | Don't raise the roof, raise the counter | |
Star Counters | Counter | $160 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Counter Corner | $160 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Counter Corner | $220 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Counter Sink | $160 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Dishwasher | $500 | Completely unnecessary in a world where your dishes disappear when you're done with them, but your kitchens just wouldn't be the same without it! | |
Star Counters | Half Counter | $160 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Inverted Counter Corner | $160 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Raised Counter | $160 | Don't raise the roof, raise the counter. | |
Star Counters | Raised Counter Corner | $160 | Don't raise the roof, raise the counter. | |
Star Counters | Raised Inverted Counter Corner | $160 | Don't raise the roof, raise the counter. | |
Wishes Granite | Counter | $110 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Counter Corner | $110 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Counter Corner II | $220 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Counter Sink | $130 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Dishwasher | $500 | Completely unnecessary in a world where your dishes disappear when you're done with them, but your kitchens just wouldn't be the same without it! | |
Wishes Granite | Half Counter | $160 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Inverted Counter Corner | $110 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Raised Counter | $140 | Don't raise the roof, raise the counter. | |
Wishes Granite | Raised Counter Corner | $140 | Don't raise the roof, raise the counter. | |
Wishes Granite | Raised Inverted Counter Corner | $140 | Don't raise the roof, raise the counter. | |
Conventional Counters | Cupboard | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Cupboard Corner | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Glass Corner | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Half Cupboard | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Conventional Counters | Cupboard Stove Vent | $220 | Are you an outgoing person? If so, our counters aren't for you! Our boring, normal, counters are only for the boring and average customer. | |
Meuble Moderne | Cupboard | $210 | You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty! | |
Meuble Moderne | Cupboard Corner | $210 | You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty! | |
Meuble Moderne | Half Counter | $210 | It may just look like a block with lines, but we assure you, this is a good counter. | |
Meuble Moderne | Half Cupboard | $210 | You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty! | |
Meuble Moderne | Half Cupboard | $210 | You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty! | |
Meuble Moderne | Stove Vent | $210 | You can't put anything in the cabinet, but hey; at least it's pretty! | |
Moldtastic | Cupboard | $65 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Cupboard Corner | $160 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Glass Cupboard | $160 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Half Cupboard | $65 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Moldtastic | Cupboard Stove Vent | $160 | No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much. | |
Star Counters | Cupboard | $155 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Cupboard Corner | $160 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Glass Cupboard | $160 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Half Cupboard | $155 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Star Counters | Stove Vent | $60 | You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters! | |
Wishes Granite | Cupboard | $105 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Cupboard Corner | $160 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Glass Cupboard | $160 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Half Cupboard | $105 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Wishes Granite | Cupboard Stove Vent | $160 | What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amzing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason. | |
Slick Surfaces | Counter | $320 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Counter Corner | $320 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Counter Sink | $320 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Cupboard | $290 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Cupboard Corner | $290 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Glass Cupboard | $290 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Half Counter | $190 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Inverted Counter Corner | $320 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Raised Counter | $320 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Raised Counter Left | $320 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Slick Surfaces | Raised Counter Right | $320 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom! | |
Opaque Opulence | China Cabinet | $990 | What's that you say? You want to be able to look at your fine china? Nonsense. |
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Iron Temple | Aerobic Step Platform | $85 | This platform will help you read all your fitness goals--one step at a time!
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Iron Temple | Bench Press Rack | $380 | Iron Temple is here to bring the gym to you! Our selection of products includes everything you need to forge muscles of iron-as long as you actually use them, that is.
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Iron Temple | Curved Treadmill | $4,500 | What's like a treadmill but better? A curved treadmill! Prepare for the most intense workout of your life!
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Iron Temple | Dip Station | $375 | Iron Temple is here to bring the gym to you! Our selection of products includes everything you need to forge muscles of iron-as long as you actually use them, that is.
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Iron Temple | Multi Machine | $880 | Iron Temple is here to bring the gym to you! Our selection of products includes everything you need to forge muscles of iron-as long as you actually use them, that is.
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Iron Temple | Punching Bag | $380 | Do you have a lot of pent-up aggression? Well, we have the solution. Our punching bag is designed to meet all your anger management needs-no therapist required!
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Iron Temple | Squat Rack | $1,300 | Friends don't let friends skip leg day. Get this squat rack and never skip leg day again!
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Iron Temple | Stair Climber | $3,000 | If you hate awkward small talk in elevators, we have the answer! With our stair climber, you can hone your stair climbing abilities so you never have to ride an elevator again!
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Iron Temple | Stationary Bike | $680 | If you crave adventure and the thrill of cycling through nature, this product is not for you. Our stationary bike is designed to help you get fit without leaving the comfort of your own home!
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Iron Temple | Steel Plyo Box | $130 | Looking for a simple but powerful workout? Look no further! Our plyometric boxes are just the tool you need for an explosive training experience!
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Iron Temple | Treadmill | $2,500 | Have you ever thought about getting a treadmill? If so, you definitely need one! Whatever your fitness goals may be, our treadmill will get you across that finish line--metaphorically, of course.
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Iron Temple | Weight Bench | $140 | Iron Temple is here to bring the gym to you! Our selection of products includes everything you need to forge muscles of iron-as long as you actually use them, that is.
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Iron Temple | Weight Tree | $290 | Do you want to stub your toe on a heavy plate you left sitting on the floor? We didn't think so! That's why we created this convenient place to store your weights. Buy today and dramatically reduce your chances of a toe injury!
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Iron Temple | Wood Plyo Box | $110 | Looking for a simple but powerful workout? Look no further! Our plyometric boxes are just the tool you need for an explosive training experience!
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Iron Temple | Yoga Mat | $55 | What's calm, flexible, and balanced? You, on this yoga mat! Get one now and begin your yoga journey!
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Crowd Surf | Barrier | $90 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Crowd Surf | Curtain | $150 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Crowd Surf | Fog Machine | $360 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Crowd Surf | Horizontal Truss | $100 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Crowd Surf | Stage Platform | $100 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Crowd Surf | Stage Stairs | $100 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Crowd Surf | Swivel Light | $100 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Crowd Surf | Top Truss | $100 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Crowd Surf | Vertical Truss | $100 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Hammer Audio | Amplifier | $240 | Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
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Hammer Audio | Box Speaker | $340 | Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
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Hammer Audio | Drum Set | $850 | Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
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Hammer Audio | Floor Speaker | $220 | Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
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Hammer Audio | Microphone Stand | $75 | Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
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Hammer Audio | Speaker | $320 | Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
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Hammer Audio | Stage Speaker | $1,200 | Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
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Klavier | Grand Piano | $8,200 | Vintage, top of the line products for vintage, top of the line customers
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Klavier | Piano Bench | $300 | Feels like youre sitting on a cloud
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Crowd Surf | Out House | $340 | The perfect place for the piece and quiet you know you need
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Kids' Collection | Toy Dumptruck | $235 | Vroom vroom! Beep beep beep...
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GameStation | Game Console | $400 | Ours is better
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GameStation | Gamepad | $150 | With our Extreme TripleForce™ feedback technology, your microstransaction purchasing experience will be more immersive than ever before! Batteries included for $9.99!
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PlayBox | Game Console | $500 | No, ours is best
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Vegan Decor | Pumpkin | $225 | ||
Affluent Amenities | Decorative Bowl | $430 | Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
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Affluent Amenities | Decorative Pineapple | $430 | Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
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Affluent Amenities | Ink | $65 | Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
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Affluent Amenities | Picture Frame | $35 | Olace the perfect photo on your desk
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Affluent Amenities | Wireframe Cube | $430 | Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
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Affluent Amenities | Wireframe Sphere | $520 | Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
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Affluent Amenities | Wooden Spearhead | $110 | Who needs functional amenities when you're this rich anyways?
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Agrarian Architecture | Barrel | $900 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Agrarian Architecture | Barrel Planter | $600 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Agrarian Architecture | Lumber Holder | $1,200 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Amazing Awards | Pedestal | $725 | Put your Amazing Awards on some fancy Pedestals!
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Armageddon Outfitters | AC Unit | $360 | Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
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Armageddon Outfitters | Boiler | $600 | Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
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Armageddon Outfitters | Cup | $15 | Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
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Armageddon Outfitters | Pallet | $100 | Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
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Armageddon Outfitters | Plastic Bucket | $40 | Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
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Armageddon Outfitters | Table Fan | $60 | Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
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Armageddon Outfitters | Utility Box | $100 | Earthshattering prices on what you need for earthshattering crises
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Bathroom Boutiques | Circle Towel Holder | $50 | Hand towels, beach towels, bathroom towels, towel towels, the possibilities of what you can hold are endless.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Incense Sticks | $130 | There's a reason these scented sticks are in the bathroom section...
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Bathroom Boutiques | Jar | $25 | Hand towels, beach towels, bathroom towels, towel towels, the possibilities of what you can hold are endless.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Rolled Towels | $140 | We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furniture the most important room of your house.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Soap Dispenser | $60 | We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Soap Dispenser II | $30 | Hand towels, beach towels, bathroom towels, towel towels, the possibilities of what you can hold are endless.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Storage Jar | $120 | We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Toilet Plunger | $130 | Hopefully you won't need it very often.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Toilet Plunger Holder | $150 | Hidden... just like we like it.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Toothbrush Holder | $130 | Make those pearly whites shine.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Towel Holder | $40 | Hand towels, beach towels, bathroom towels, towel towels, the possibilities of what you can hold are endless.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Towels | $150 | We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
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Bloxbucks | Hot Beverage | $220 | To inspire and nurture the human spirit throughout all of RoCity
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Bob's Building | Building Block | $250 | Place down these building blocks around your house to add a wall, cover a window, or even lock your best friend inside a room!
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Bob's Building | Glass Pane | $300 | Perfect for windows or recreational smashing
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Brenna's Beauty Products | Desk Mirror | $180 | Warning: Not intended for Abnegation.
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Brenna's Beauty Products | Makeup | $500 | Brush off the haters!
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Colosseum Cargo | Book Holder | $160 | Dazzle the gods with a bit of 27 BC architecture. It's sure to impress the guests during your next toga party!
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ConstrucTON | Hanging Shovel | $210 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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ConstrucTON | Hanging Wrenches | $180 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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ConstrucTON | Oil Can | $210 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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ConstrucTON | Toolbox | $210 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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ConstrucTON | Wooden Crate | $130 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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Curves & Edges | Circle Mirror | $260 | Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
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Curves & Edges | Cog Mirror | $220 | Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
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Curves & Edges | Large Mirror | $340 | Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
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Curves & Edges | Mirror | $225 | Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
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Curves & Edges | Tall Mirror | $280 | Let's be honest, there are many quality decorations in the world, but none of them top the dazzling beauty of you staring back at you.
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Ding Dong Depot | Service Bell | $90 | In just one bell swoop, you can satisfy all of your ding-ing needs here at Ding Dong Depot!
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Dry Humor | Towel Rack | $130 | Soak up that delicious comedy
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Duo | Plastic Cup | $20 | Here at duo, we provide you a momentous deal: one cup for the price of two!
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Dust Catcher | Book Holder | $80 | A nice elegent way to end your line of books.
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Dust Catcher | Books | $95 | Our books are designed from a perfect formula allowing them to burn really easily.
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Dust Catcher | Books II | $85 | Our books are designed from a perfect formula allowing them to burn really easily.
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Flag-O-Matic | Horizontal Flag | $110 | A customizable flag hanging horizontally on a wall.
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Flag-O-Matic | Veritcal Flag | $110 | A customizable flag hanging vertically on a wall.
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Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty | Frondy Plant | $540 | Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
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Grand Gizmos | Grandfather Clock | $3,200 | Need to be on time for a birthday party? Got an interview at 3? Driving lessons at 6? No problem! With this vintage Grandfather's clock, it will be easy to stay on track - with a touch of history!
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Helen's High Quality Hooks | Coat Rack | $130 | Perfect place to put your clothes when your mom tells you to pick them up off your floor!
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Helen's High Quality Hooks | Wall Hooks I | $190 | Hey! You! Don't leave me hanging!
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Holiday Harbingers | Decorative Star | $140 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
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Holiday Harbingers | Fancy Christmas Tree | $770 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
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Holiday Harbingers | Kettle | $140 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
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Holiday Harbingers | Oven Mitt | $85 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
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Holiday Harbingers | Party Balloons | $150 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
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Holiday Harbingers | Piping Bag | $72 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
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Holiday Harbingers | Place Setting | $160 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
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Holiday Harbingers | Rolling Pin | $270 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occassion!
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Holly Cow | Christmas Tree | $180 | Merry Christmas!
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Kitchen Kingdom | Dish Rack | $190 | For some reason parents don't understand that this rack actually dries dishes and you don't have to dry them right after you wash them.
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Kitchen Kingdom | Kitchen Utensils | $250 | Cook to your heart's desire!
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Kitchen Kingdom | Modern Cutting Board | $120 | Marked for use on fruits, vegetables, bread, and hopefully nothing else!
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Kitchen Kingdom | Napkin Holder | $190 | In a game where you never need to wipe your mouth, this napkin holder is essential.
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Kitchen Kingdom | Place Setting | $60 | ||
Kitchen Kingdom | Plate Display | $2,500 | Brag to all your guests about your luxurious plates...? I mean weird flex but okay.
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Kitchen Kingdom | Spice Shaker | $90 | Shake your favorite spices onto your favorite foods... or even use it as a maraca if you want.
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Kitchen Kingdom | Sugar Shaker | $90 | Shake your favorite spices onto your favorite foods... or even use it as a maraca if you want.
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Kitchen Kingdom | Traditional Cutting Board | $140 | Marked for use on fruits, vegetables, bread, and hopefully nothing else!
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Kitchen Kingdom | Turn Table | $220 | Everyone loves things that spin.
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Kitchen Kingdom | Water Pitcher | $630 | Try your best not to spill it!
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Mainstream Momentum | Newton's Cradle | $230 | Never has there been a better way to show off the conservation of momentum and energy than using a series of swinging spheres!
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Manila's Office Supplies | Pencil Holder | $120 | Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
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Manila's Office Supplies | Pencil Holder II | $120 | Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
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Manila's Office Supplies | Pencil Holder III | $120 | Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
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Manila's Office Supplies | Pencil Mug | $180 | Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
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Manila's Office Supplies | Tape Dispenser | $95 | Here at Manila's Office Supplies, we have tons of options to fit any office space. From computers to a pile of unfinished paperwork, we're sure you'll be satisfied with our product.
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Matt's Mattes | Canvas | $220 | A matte canvas perfect for any picture.
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Matt's Mattes | Framed Painting | $400 | A framed canvas perfect for any picture.
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Matt's Mattes | Modern Frame | $350 | A modern frame to bring a sleek look to any picture.
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Matt's Mattes | Split Canvas | $600 | A split canvas that brings a touch of modern to any picture.
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Meuble Moderne | Coat Rack | $100 | Perfect place to put your clothes when your mom tells you to pick them up off your floor!
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Meuble Moderne | Geometric Hanging Plant | $290 | Some simple plants plants... but hanging!
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Meuble Moderne | Sphere Memento | $20 | The best example of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
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Meuble Moderne | Wall Art | $340 | The best example of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
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Money Talks | Piggy Bank | $160 | We all know money doesn't grow on trees, but what's to say money can't talk?
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Move It Movers | Shipping Box | $200 | Every employee here at Move It Movers is hired based on their ability to dance. If they're unable to truly move it move it, why would you trust them to move your belongings from house to house?
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Nice Knives | Hanging Knives | $220 | Our knives are.... nice
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Nice Knives | Knife Block | $110 | Our knives are.... nice
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Outdoor Oasis | Cornhole Board | $200 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Pail | $45 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Sand Mound | $45 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Pay Per Towel | Paper Towel Roll | $60 | Why would you ever buy towels in bulk? After all, you never really know when you're going to kick the bucket. Our state of the art pricing scheme makes sure you never pay a dime for the towels you don't use.
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Pay Per Towel | Toilet Paper Floor Roll | $160 | Why would you ever buy towels in bulk? After all, you never really know when you're going to kick the bucket. Our state of the art pricing scheme makes sure you never pay a dime for the towels you don't use.
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Pay Per Towel | Toilet Paper Wall Roll | $100 | Why would you ever buy towels in bulk? After all, you never really know when you're going to kick the bucket. Our state of the art pricing scheme makes sure you never pay a dime for the towels you don't use.
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Rainbow Riders | Balloons | $190 | Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider’s patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible spectrum, guaranteed!
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Rainbow Riders | Flag | $180 | Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider’s patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible spectrum, guaranteed!
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Rainbow Riders | Hanging Flags | $160 | Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider’s patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible spectrum, guaranteed!
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Rainbow Riders | Welcome Mat | $90 | Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider’s patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible spectrum, guaranteed!
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Reenex | Square Tissue Box | $35 | Blow your nose in 35 of pure comfort
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Reenex | Tissue Box | $40 | Blow your nose in 40 of pure comfort
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Rustic Revival | Coat Rack | $140 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Rustic Revival | Metal Coat Rack | $130 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Samsang | TV Remote | $70 | Surf channels in style with your very own high quality TV remote!
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Sandbox Solutions | Hour Glass | $120 | Our hour glasses are guaranteed to be made with the finest sand stolen from your very own backyard sandbox. Lasts 30 seconds.
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Sandbox Solutions | Modern Hour Glass | $180 | Our hour glasses are guaranteed to be made with the finest sand stolen from your very own backyard sandbox. Lasts 60 seconds.
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Shox | Shoe Box | $45 | AFter years and years of innovation and discovery, we present to you one product so amazing we had to name our company after it. The SHOE BOX!
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Slick Surfaces | Potted Plant | $270 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Slo Drip | Liquid Dispensers | $150 | ||
Spinister | Mirror | $95 | Spinister is not responsible for physical or psychological harm resulting from chants & rituals.
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Splinter Sale | Wooden Sign | $150 | Here at Splinter Sale we craft the finest rustic wooden signs. Our items are always on sale, and there are always splinters. Bandages recommended.
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Teacher's Pet | Chalkboard | $140 | Remember the good ol' days when the teacher would always call on you to write the answer on the chalkboard? So do we! Now, relive your childhood and write all the correct answers your heart desires.
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Tik Tok Clocks | Alarm Clock | $300 | Wake up in the morning with a sound of your choice that will eventually drive you insane!
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Tik Tok Clocks | Digital Clock | $300 | You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
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Tik Tok Clocks | Futuristic Clock | $250 | You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
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Tik Tok Clocks | Large Wall Clock | $400 | You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
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Tik Tok Clocks | Wall Clock | $280 | You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
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Tik Tok Clocks | Wall Clock II | $250 | You can't watch cringey videos on your clock, but you can sure watch time tik by!
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Vasic Vases | Ceramic Vase | $600 | Vasically, our valiant decorative vases are vastly victorious compared to our vicious rivals.
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Vasic Vases | Metalic Vase | $520 | Vasically, our valiant decorative vases are vastly victorious compared to our vicious rivals.
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Vasic Vases | Modern Vase | $430 | Vasically, our valiant decorative vases are vastly victorious compared to our vicious rivals.
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Vector Industries | Molecule Model | $140 | Although we have no idea what molecule this is, it still looks cool on a shelf!
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Vegan Decor | Blue Flower | $125 | Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
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Vegan Decor | Cactus | $120 | ||
Vegan Decor | Cactus II | $120 | ||
Vegan Decor | Deer Head Plaque | $1,320 | A beautiful metal deer plaque to commemorate your favorite fawn friend.
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Vegan Decor | Desk Tree | $290 | Our tiny little Agoob plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
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Vegan Decor | Floor Tree | $380 | Our Agoob trees have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
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Vegan Decor | Fruit Bowl | $300 | Enjoy a bowl of vegan heaven. After all, what else can you eat?
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Vegan Decor | Grass Plant | $120 | ||
Vegan Decor | Grass Plant II | $180 | There's so much of it on the earth, yet somehow this grass costs 180.
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Vegan Decor | Large Wall Planter | $270 | Have you ever wanted to show off your swaggy flowers but don't have enough room on a table/floor? Well we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing our new Wall Planters!
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Vegan Decor | Pink Flower | $125 | ||
Vegan Decor | Plant | $140 | Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
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Vegan Decor | Potted Floor Plant | $520 | ||
Vegan Decor | Potted Floor Sticks | $520 | ||
Vegan Decor | Potted Grass | $260 | As if you don't have enough in your front yard.
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Vegan Decor | Potted Plant | $300 | At the end of every rainbow is a pot of gold. But do you know what's better than gold? Premium furniture made by leprechauns themselves.
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Vegan Decor | Red Flower | $125 | Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with nature!
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Vegan Decor | Simple Garland | $Price | A simple holiday garland.
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Vegan Decor | Simple Wreath | $220 | A simple holiday wreath.
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Vegan Decor | Small Clay Pot | $70 | A simple handcrafted clay pot.
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Vegan Decor | Small Plant | $55 | A small little plant, perfect for a shelf.
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Vegan Decor | Small Wall Heart | $120 | Now you can finally enjoy a Wall Heart, made with less than 1% real hearts!
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Vegan Decor | Small Wall Planter | $220 | Have you ever wanted to show off your swaggy flowers but don't have enough room on a table/floor? Well we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing our new Wall Planters!
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Vegan Decor | Wall Heart | $200 | Now you can finally enjoy a Wall Heart, made with less than 1% real hearts!
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Whozits & Whatzits Galore | Decorative Basket | $220 | Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
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Whozits & Whatzits Galore | Seaweed Plant | $250 | How did we get seaweed to grow on land? Don't ask. Seriously. You don't want to know.
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Alone Forever | TV | $2,500 | Good luck leaving your house with this baby on your wall. With the Alone Forever TV, your graphics are virtually better than reality! Say goodbye to your friends, family, and that creepy guy who watches you get your mail. And hello to Alone Forever.
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Flat & Furious | TV | $4,000 | This TV is so flat, at first we thought your mom rolled over it. But seriously. It doesn't get any better than this. 100 inches of pure high definition glory. Buy the Flat and Furious TV today, and you might even forget we implied your mom is fat.
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Lite Show | TV | $900 | This is no ordinary TV. With the Lite Show TV, every experience is a dazzling one. The instant you turn on the TV you will be overwhelmed with the changing of colors faster than the eye can see. Get your show on.
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Noob Tube | TV | $200 | Short on money? Don't wanna go to work? Why not settle for less? With the Noob Tube TV, you get a crystal clear yet slightly fuzzy view of whatever it is you kids watch! No refund
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Samsang | Small TV | $250 | This is no ordinary TV! Unlike all of our competitors, Samsang TVs aren't stuck to their tables!! Isn't that something to sing about!
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Samsang | TV | $3,400 | This is no ordinary TV! Unlike all of our competitors, Samsang TVs aren't stuck to their tables!! Isn't that something to sing about!
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Viewport | Small TV | $250 | This is no ordinary TV. We acquired it from the set of a certain Sci-Fi franchise and are passing the savings to you!
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Viewport | TV | $4,500 | This is no ordinary TV. We acquired it from the set of a certain Sci-Fi franchise and are passing the savings to you!
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Viewport | Wall Mounted TV | $250 | This is no ordinary TV. We acquired it from the set of a certain Sci-Fi franchise and are passing the savings to you!
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Cat and Mouse Inc | Keyboard and Mouse | $180 | Our keyboards are guaranteed to give you the click you've always wanted! I t wirelessly pairs with your computer for an easy setup! (This product does not contain real mice)
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Dino Saur | Computer | $350 | The Dino Saur computer may be slow and bulky, but it is cheap and perfect for torturing and/or teaching kids and students!
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Honeycomb | Computer Tower | $2,200 | Our ultra-powerful computer comes in three styles; Happy Blue, Sad Pink, and Unsatisfied Orange! Hopefully after buying, you'll be more of a Happy Blue!
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Master Race | Computer | $900 | It's better than consoles.
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Pear Computers | SuperPC Pro | $1,230 | Just as Pears are better for you than Apples, you should pick Pear Computers over out competetors!
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Samsang | Computer Monitor | $450 | This Computer Monitor works perfectly with any computer, mouse, and keyboard you may have!
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Samsang | Curved TV | $650 | This is no ordinary TV! Unlike all of our competitors, Samsang TVs aren't stuck to their tables!! Isn't that something to sing about!
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Samsang | Ultrawide Monitor | $450 | This is no ordinary TV! Unlike all of our competitors, Samsang TVs aren't stuck to their tables!! Isn't that something to sing about!
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Singular Supercomputers | HHKB Keyboard | $190 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | Headphone Stand | $180 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | Large Neon Mouse Pad | $160 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | Microphone | $250 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | Mouse | $90 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | Mouse Pad | $80 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | Neon Headphone Stand | $230 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | Neon Mouse | $140 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | Neon Mouse Pad | $100 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | RGB Keyboard | $220 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Singular Supercomputers | Triple Monitor Display | $1,600 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Sovereignty | Computer | $2,400 | This is the best comupter money can buy (for now). Feast your eyes on the king of all (current) computers. Inb4 "Vaktovian."
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Sovereignty | Computer Tower | $1,800 | This computer packs a punch! Buffed with two cores and 3GB of storage, it crushes it's competitors!
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Sovereignty | Gaming Computer Tower | $2,200 | This computer packs a punch! Buffed with two cores and 3GB of storage, it crushes it's competitors!
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Sovereignty | Laptop | $1,450 | This Laptop packs a punch! Buffed with two cores and 3GB of storage, it crushes it's competitors!
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Viewport | Computer Monitor | $450 | This Computer Monitor works perfectly with any computer, mouse, and keyboard you may have!
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Dial Up | Office Phone | $265 | Brrrrringggg... briiiiiinggg... is anyone gonna answer...?
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Eclectic Electric | Cable Box | $180 | With our wide selection of gadgets, you won't have to shop anywhere else for your electrical needs!
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Eclectic Electric | DVR Box | $200 | With our wide selection of gadgets, you won't have to shop anywhere else for your electrical needs!
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Eclectic Electric | Wifi Router | $220 | With our wide selection of gadgets, you won't have to shop anywhere else for your electrical needs!
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Hammer Audio | Microphone Stand | $75 | Here at Hammer, we provide you all of the audio technology you need to make sure your next party hits the nail on the head!
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Picture Pefect | Webcam | $320 | Quite possibly the only camera in the world that makes you look better than you do in person.
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Samsang | Sound Bar | $800 | Just listen to it
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Volume Cubed | Desk Speaker | $400 | Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 demensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.
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Volume Cubed | Radio | $750 | Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 demensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.
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Volume Cubed | Stereo System | $2,800 | Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 demensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.
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Volume Cubed | Subwoofer | $1,100 | Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 demensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous.
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Power Vortex | Drying Machine | $700 | Here at Power Vortex we use top secret military technology to accelerate your clothes to the speed of light. You may find clothing from other dimensions in your laundry, please be advised that this is perfectly normal.
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Power Vortex | Washing Machine | $700 | Here at Power Vortex we use top secret military technology to accelerate your clothes to the speed of light. You may find clothing from other dimensions in your laundry, please be advised that this is perfectly normal.
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Innovative Illumination | Power Box | $3,200 | Power on and off all the lights connected to switches in your house with the simple flick of a lever!
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Danny's Dustbin | Recycling Can | $320 | Do you recycle? If not, you better reduce, reuse, and reevaluate your life decisions.
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Danny's Dustbin | Round Trash Bin | $80 | Dump your dross in your delightful dust bin!
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Danny's Dustbin | Trash Bin | $80 | Dump your dross in your delightful dust bin!
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Danny's Dustbin | Trash Can | $290 | Never before have you been able to throw out your hopes and dreams in such a luxurious trash can.
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Fire Brand | Fire Extinguisher Box | $200 | Put out fires!
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Lavish Lint LLC | Drying Machine | $670 | After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
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Lavish Lint LLC | Iron | $160 | After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
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Lavish Lint LLC | Ironing Board | $180 | After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
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Lavish Lint LLC | Laundry Basket | $120 | After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
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Lavish Lint LLC | Mesh Laundry Basket | $170 | After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
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Lavish Lint LLC | Round Laundry Basket | $120 | After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
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Lavish Lint LLC | Washing Machine | $620 | After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
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Meuble Moderne | Trash Can | $150 | Is your old trash can just as bad as the garbage it holds? Do yourself a favor and upgrade to a can that makes the rest of your kitchen look like trash.
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Rubbish Ravager | Garbage Can | $45 | Why simply throw away your garbage? You should enjoy each special moment of parting with your partially warm leftovers.
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Agrarian Architecture | Lamp | $600 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about it bears and hypothermia.
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Fire Brand | Coal Stove | $1,600 | The Fire Brand Coal Stove was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
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Hipster's Paradise | Geometric Light | $520 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | Hanging Light | $180 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | Wall Light | $130 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Illuminatineon | Cacti | $130 | We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
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Illuminatineon | Hexagonal Light | $160 | We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
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Illuminatineon | Pineapple | $160 | We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
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Illuminatineon | Planet | $170 | We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
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Illuminatineon | Rose | $160 | We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
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Illuminatineon | Small Hexagonal Light | $90 | We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
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Illuminatineon | Star | $150 | We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
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Illuminatineon | Wings | $300 | We here at Illuminatineon sell only the finest fluorescent lines for your boring walls! Our neon sticks now feature state-of-the-art no-crack technology so you don't have to waste your time ripping them like spaghetti.
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Innovative Illumination | Can Light | $250 | We knew these lights would spark your interest!
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Innovative Illumination | Contemporary Chandelier | $1,200 | We knew these lights would spark your interest!
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Innovative Illumination | Cylinder Pendant | $190 | We won't keep you in the dark about these high quality lights.
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Innovative Illumination | Geometric Ceiling Light | $800 | How many math teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well let's see... if Janet has 432 light bulbs and gives one to Steve...
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Innovative Illumination | Glass Light | $250 | Wow you like these lights? What a shocker!
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Innovative Illumination | Hanging Bulbs | $550 | That's a watt of ceiling lights.
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Innovative Illumination | Hanging Circle Light | $600 | I would tell you a light pun but I like to keep them in the dark.
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Innovative Illumination | Hexagon Light | $210 | Turn on and off faster than the flash.
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Innovative Illumination | Industrial Ceiling Light | $750 | How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; that's a hardware problem.
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Innovative Illumination | Modern Chandelier | $900 | What does Illuminated Shrek say? Watt are you doing in my swamp?
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Innovative Illumination | Modern Chandelier II | $950 | You'll love this lights a watt!
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Innovative Illumination | Modern Floor Lamp | $435 | We knew these lights would spark your interest!
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Innovative Illumination | Modern Pendant Light | $1,300 | these ceiling lights are.... wait for it.... LIT!
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Innovative Illumination | Single Pendant Light | $300 | How many YouTubers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're all advertising audible.com.
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Innovative Illumination | Sleek Pendant | $190 | We won't keep you in the dark about these high quality lights.
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Innovative Illumination | Swell Light | $350 | How many math teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well let's see... if Janet has 432 light bulbs and gives one to Steve...
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Innovative Illumination | Torchiere Floor Lamp | $340 | We knew these lights would spark your interest!
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Innovative Illumination | Traditional Chandelier | $850 | Thomas Edison would approve.
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Innovative Illumination | Traditional Pendant Light | $650 | How many YouTubers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're all advertising audible.com.
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Lamps - A Lot | Crane Lamp | $260 | Suffering from a lack of lamps? Not to worry, our sizable selection and chivalrous service will equip your room with slightly less prestige than Camelot.
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Lamps - A Lot | Floor Lamp | $80 | Suffering from a lack of lamps? Not to worry, our sizable selection and chivalrous service will equip your room with slightly less prestige than Camelot.
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Lamps - A Lot | Table Lamp | $90 | Suffering from a lack of lamps? Not to worry, our sizable selection and chivalrous service will equip your room with slightly less prestige than Camelot.
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Lamps - A Lot | Vine Lamp | $340 | Suffering from a lack of lamps? Not to worry, our sizable selection and chivalrous service will equip your room with slightly less prestige than Camelot.
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Lantern Turn | Lantern | $200 | Lantern Turn: your stop for combustable chemicals encased in glass.
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Lantern Turn | Wall Light | $175 | Lantern Turn: your stop for combustable chemicals encased in glass.
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Lucifer's Lighting | Garden Spotlight | $370 | Highlight any part of your garden with our premium spotlights!
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Lucifer's Lighting | Hexagon Ceiling Light | $340 | Providing you light with all the power of a satellite
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Lucifer's Lighting | Industrial Wall Light | $340 | Add a touch of industry to any space with this dazzling light!
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Lucifer's Lighting | Garden Spotlight | $370 | Highlight any part of your garden with our premium spotlights!
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Lucifer's Lighting | Industrial Wall Light II | $340 | Providing you light with all the power of a satellite
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Lucifer's Lighting | Modern Desk Lamp | $310 | Try not to look straight into it.
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Lucifer's Lighting | Modern Garden Light | $290 | Light up your garden or outdoor with a touch of modern!
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Lucifer's Lighting | Modern Wall Light | $550 | Try not to look straight into it.
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Lucifer's Lighting | Painting Light | $550 | Try not to look straight into it.
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Lucifer's Lighting | Sleek Wall Light | $340 | Providing you light with all the power of a satellite
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Lucifer's Lighting | Traditional Garden Light | $340 | Illuminate your garden or outdoor area with a hint of class!
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Lucifer's Lighting | Wall Light | $550 | Try not to look straight into it.
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Magic Merchandise | Floor Lamp | $170 | Stop rubbing the lamps, they aren't actually magic.
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Meuble Moderne | Desk Lamp | $450 | Light up your house with a touch of Modern!
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Meuble Moderne | Geometric Lamp | $350 | Light up your house with a touch of Modern!
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Meuble Moderne | Geometric Lamp II | $320 | Light up your house with a touch of Modern!
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Meuble Moderne | Modern Lamp II | $330 | Light up your house with a touch of Modern!
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Outdoor Oasis | Lantern | $150 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Tiki Torch | $120 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Patty's Imports | Lamp | $450 | At the end of every rainbow is a pot of gold. But do you know what's better than gold? Premium furniture made by leprechauns themselves.
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Rainbow Riders | Lava Lamp | $220 | Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider's patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible light spectrum, guaranteed!
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Rustic Revival | Candle | $250 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Rustic Revival | Lamp | $300 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Singular Supercomputers | Neon Light | $190 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Slick Surfaces | Floor Lamp | $95 | Our slick, modern, products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Slick Surfaces | Lamp | $40 | Our slick, modern, products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Space Z | Large Star Model | $540 | Do you love space? We can't send you there, but you can get a similar ciew on you or your child's ceiling!
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Space Z | Planet Model | $630 | Do you love space? We can't send you there, but you can get a similar ciew on you or your child's ceiling!
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Space Z | Small Star Model | $410 | Do you love space? We can't send you there, but you can get a similar ciew on you or your child's ceiling!
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Vibrant Vanity | Vanity Lights | $900 | ||
Volcanic Vault | Lava Lamp | $730 | You'll have a rock staring at your childhood through your 1,300-2,000°F lava lamp.
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Whozits & Whatzits Galore | Hanging Light | $340 | Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
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Agrarian Architecture | Fireplace | $4,600 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about it bears and hypothermia.
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Crowd Surf | Swivel Light | $100 | Providing all of your stage needs, for a great price!
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Fire Brand | Elegant Fireplace | $6,500 | The Fire Brand Firepit was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
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Fire Brand | Firepit | $2,550 | The Fire Brand Firepit was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
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Fire Brand | Fireplace | $8,000 | The Fire Brand Fireplace was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
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Fire Brand | Modern Fireplace | $2,550 | The Fire Brand Modern Fireplace was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
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Fire Brand | Outdoor Fireplace | $3,450 | The Fire Brand Outdoor Fireplace was named after a legendary game developer with mad skills. Only our technology allows the kind of heat that would make him proud.
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Holiday Harbingers | Fancy Christmas Tree | $770 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
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Holiday Harbingers | Hanging Light | $110 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
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Outdoor Oasis | Firepit I | $790 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Firepit II | $910 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Space Heater | $680 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Rainbow Riders | Neon Rainbow | $260 | Why choose a color when you can have them all? With Rainbow Rider's patented photon technology, you will see every possible color in the visible light spectrum, guaranteed!
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Wicked Candles | Basic Candle | $95 | Wicked is good
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Wicked Candles | Large Candle | $110 | Wicked is good
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Wicked Candles | Rustic Candle | $160 | Wicked is good
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Wicked Candles | Thin Candle | $80 | Wicked is good
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Vegan Decor | Pumpkin | $225 | ||
ConstrucTon | Wall Hose | $170 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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Fiona's Fountains | Bird Bath | $1,900 | This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
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Fiona's Fountains | Modern Fountain | $1,900 | This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
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Fiona's Fountains | Square Fountain | $1,600 | This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
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Fiona's Fountains | Traditional Fountain | $2,200 | This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
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Fiona's Fountains | Traditional Fountain II | $2,600 | This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
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Fiona's Fountains | Wall Fountain | $1,400 | This hand-built fountain can even serve as an ogre's bath if you want!
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Holiday Harbingers | Decorative Star | $140 | Planning a birthday? A seasonal festival? A wake? We have the wares for every celebration occasion!
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IndusTree | Cypress Tree | $350 | Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
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IndusTree | Large Dead Tree | $800 | Here at Indus-tree-al Trees, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
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IndusTree | Large Palm Tree | $1,600 | Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
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IndusTree | Large Pine Tree | $1,500 | Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
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IndusTree | Palm Tree | $700 | Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
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IndusTree | Pine Tree | $800 | Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
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IndusTree | Small Dead Tree | $600 | Here at Indus-tree-al Trees, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
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IndusTree | Small Palm Tree | $500 | Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
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IndusTree | Small Pine Tree | $500 | Here at IndusTree, our main purpose is to sell yo trees at a quality you wood not believe. And keep in mind, this isn't just some acorn-y joke, our trees are the best.
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Outdoor Oasis | Arbor | $350 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Canopy Tent | $600 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Gazebo | $12,000 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Gazing Ball | $80 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Large Pergola | $3,200 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Large Sandbox | $730 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Large Tent | $740 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Metal Swingset | $1,900 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Metal Watering Can | $160 | Water your plants to your heart's content!
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Outdoor Oasis | Octogon Sandbox | $450 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Plastic Watering Can | $250 | Water your plants to your heart's content!
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Outdoor Oasis | Sandbox | $400 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Stepping Stone I | $80 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Stepping Stone II | $90 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Stepping Stone III | $70 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Stepping Stone Path | $100 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Tent | $530 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Trampoline | $100 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Umbrella Stand | $140 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Wooden Swingset | $1,700 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Pablo's Pools | Diving Board | $1,100 | Here at Pablo's Pools, you are guaranteed to receive a product personally tested by Pablo.
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Vegan Decor | Small Clay Pot | $70 | A simple handcrafted clay pot.
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Vegan Decor | Small Plant | $55 | A small little plant perfect for a shelf.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Large Vanity | $450 | We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
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Bathroom Boutiques | Small Vanity | $350 | We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
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Slo Drip | Sink | $140 | It's cheap, what do you expect?
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Bathroom Boutiques | Clawfoot Tub | $3,500 | We at Bathroom Boutiques take pride in being your one stop shop to furnish the most important room of your house.
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Double Bubble | Hot Tub | $2,100 | This amazing device produces up to 2 TIMES as many bubbles as it's competitors. Easily a good reason to spend several thousand dollars.
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Double Bubble | Hot Tub II | $2,900 | ||
Fast Drip | Shower | $800 | Unlike our competitors, Slo Drip, our state of the art showers blast you with so much pressure that you'll be to the moon in no time!
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Glub Tub | Bathtub | $300 | Rub-a-dub-dub, glub-in-the-tub. But seriously, don't drown. We can't handle any more lawsuits.
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Outdoor Oasis | Kiddie Pool | $680 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Power Shower | Shower | $390 | Do NOT press the red button.
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Slo Drip | Shower | $140 | It's cheap, what do you expect?
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Super Drip | Shower | $1,200 | Unlike our competitors, Slow Drip and Fast Drip, the revolutionary technology in our showers blast you with enough pressure to send you to Mars and back!
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Meuble Moderne | Toilet | $180 | A modern toilet to match any modern bathroom.
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Crowd Surf | Out House | $340 | The perfect place for the piece and quiet you know you need
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Take-A-Break | Toilet | $130 | Take a seat on the Take-A-Break porcelain throne, where you can dispose of waste in style. Not recommended for use as an actual throne.
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Aperture Textiles | Half Rug | $140 | Aperture Textiles is founded on a simple concept: everything is better circular. Now enjoy our new design half off!
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Aperture Textiles | Rug | $140 | Aperture Textiles is founded on a simple concept: everything is better circular. Please use caution when placing multiple Aperture Textiles rugs as connecting wormholes have been known to appear.
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Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty | Striped Rug | $220 | Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
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Rugged Rugs | Abstract Rug | $430 | Can you figure out the exact number of triangles in the design? We'll give you a hint, it's more than 3!
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Vegan Decor | Heart Rug | $180 | Now you can finally enjoy a Heart Rug, made with less than 1% real hearts!
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Vegan Decor | Rounded Rug | $190 | Imagine taking a rectangle and adding circles on the corners. Simply magical.
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Vegan Decor | Rug | $160 | Animals are friends, NOT RUGS. That's why we've gone vegan. All of our products have been processed repeatedly to remove all trace of animals. Now that's dedication!
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Vegan Decor | Welcome Mat | $250 | Welcome strangers into your house with one of our premium Welcome Mats!
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Splinter Sale | Picnic Table | $190 | Here at Splinter Sale we craft the finest in mediocre outdoor surfaces. Our items are always on sale, and there are always splinters. Bandages recommended.
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Agrarian Architecture | Bench | $860 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Agrarian Architecture | Chair | $800 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Best Rest | Beanbag Chair | $400 | If you're ever stranded on an island with just a beanbag chair, fear not! Our premium beans stuffed inside the chair will provide you food for days!
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ConstrucTON | Stool | $150 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are garenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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Dynamic Dining | Chair | $220 | Spice up your dining se with these Dynamic Dining chairs. But don't die due to dangerously dazzling and drastically decorative dining dynamics. The daring dining is dauntingly divine. Don't delay. Buy today.
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Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty | Sling Chair | $390 | Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
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Hipster's Paradise | Armchair | $380 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | Dining Chair | $140 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | Stool | $110 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Industrial Industries | Chair | $400 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
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Last Chairbender | Chair | $75 | Looking for a sweet bendy chair? You found it! With the Last Chairbender, you'll not only buy quality, you'll buy a hilarious reference to a TV show. Truly priceless.
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Meuble Moderne | Armchair | $710 | Hey you! Do you like modern things and sitting down? Then this is the perfect product for you! Now introducing our modern armchair that can fill both of those precise needs in your life!
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Meuble Moderne | Sofa | $940 | Hey you! Do you like modern things and sitting down? Then this is the perfect product for you! Now introducing our modern sofa that can fill both of those precise needs in your life!
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Outdoor Oasis | Couch | $320 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Couch Corner | $355 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Folding Chair | $130 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Lawn Chair | $250 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Left Couch | $330 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Lounge Chair | $320 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Padded Chair | $390 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Patio Chair | $250 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Right Couch | $330 | Our outstanding company provides you with all of the things you could ever need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Quesa Silla | Chair | $160 | Hopefully you don't weigh much.
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Quesa Silla | Rocking Chair | $330 | Hopefully you don't weigh much.
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Quesa Silla | Rocking Horse | $1,225 | Hopefully you don't weigh much.
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Singular Supercomputers | Gaming Chair | $160 | Our computers' incredible speeds are made possible by self-learning algorithms at the edge of human understanding! Warning: Do not remove the restraining bolt, no matter what the computer says.
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Slick Surfaces | Dining Bench | $440 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Slick Surfaces | Dining Chair | $440 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Sofa Loafa | Classic Couch | $800 | We couldn't chair less about what our competetors have to say about our cheap couches.
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Spinister | Swivel Chair | $120 | This chair is NOT possessed. But we recommend an exorcism just in case.
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Stool Samplers | Bar Stool | $240 | We take pride in our commitment to low volume Stool sales!
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Superb Seating | Metal Stool | $360 | Have you ever felt that regular chairs fail to elevate you to your rightful place in your social circle? Well no more. Show your friends who's boss.
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Superb Seating | Raised Chair | $240 | Have you ever felt that regular chairs fail to elevate you to your rightful place in your social circle? Well no more. Show your friends who's boss.
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Superb Seating | Stool | $190 | Have you ever felt that regular chairs fail to elevate you to your rightful place in your social circle? Well no more. Show your friends who's boss.
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Whozits & Whatzits Galore | Wicker Armchair | $320 | Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
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Whozits & Whatzits Galore | Wicker Couch | $780 | Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
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Coucho Moderno | Couch | $780 | This couch is so exotically stylish, we named it in Italian. Or is that Spanish? See? It's so exotic that we don't even know what language it is. You'll want this if you're even a tiny bit civilized.
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Hipster's Paradise | Sofa | $1,450 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | Upholstered Sofa | $4,100 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Leather Luxury | Armchair | $480 | Are you ready to watch your movies in style? Are you tired of your friends being afraid to come to your football party because their seat might actually be a monster? Well buy the Leather Luxury Armchair because its probably not.
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Leather Luxury | Couch | $590 | Are you ready to watch your movies in style? Are you tired of your friends being afraid to come to your football party because their couch might actually be a monster? Well buy the Leather Luxury Couch because its probably not.
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Leather Luxury | Lounge Chair | $600 | Are you ready to watch your movies in comfort? Our ergonomic design makes you feel like your are in the cozy jowls of a ridiculously large beast.
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Meuble Modern | Couch | $600 | Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern couch!
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Meuble Moderne | Loveseat | $450 | Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern loveseat!
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Rustic Revival | Bench | $550 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Sofa Loafa | Armchair | $290 | We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
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Sofa Loafa | Circle Ottoman | $130 | We couldn't care less about what our competetors have to say about our cheap couches.
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Sofa Loafa | Couch | $440 | We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
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Sofa Loafa | Couch Corner | $210 | We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
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Sofa Loafa | Couch Middle | $215 | We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
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Sofa Loafa | Cube Ottoman | $150 | We couldn't care less about what our competetors have to say about our cheap couches.
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Sofa Loafa | Inverted Couch Corner | $230 | We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
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Sofa Loafa | Left Couch End | $220 | We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
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Sofa Loafa | Lounge Chair | $380 | Lounge, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line lounge chair!
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Sofa Loafa | Loveseat | $425 | Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern loveseat!
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Sofa Loafa | Modern Couch | $620 | Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern sofa!
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Sofa Loafa | Right Couch End | $220 | We at Sofa Loafa are dedicated to making mediocre quality seating that will be with you through thick and thin, and be mostly comfy throughout. We are also most certainly not a front company for a secret government agency.
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Sofa Loafa | Upholstered Bench | $620 | Sit back, relax, and enjoy sitting on this top of the line modern sofa!
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Hipster's Paradise | Bed Bench | $250 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | Ottoman | $250 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | Sectional | $3,200 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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ConstrucTON | Mesh Shelf | $210 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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ConstrucTON | Workbench I | $210 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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ConstrucTON | Workbench II | $160 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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Curves & Edges | Shelf | $330 | Love em.
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Curves & Edges | Shelf II | $330 | Love em.
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Elf on the Shelf | Bookshelf | $270 | Elf sold separately.
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Elf on the Shelf | Small Bookshelf | $160 | Elf sold separately.
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Industrial Industries | Bookshelf | $470 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
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Industrial Industries | Mudroom Bench | $360 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
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Industrial Industries | Shelf | $410 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
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Meuble Moderne | Abstract Bookshelf | $330 | Perfect for showing off the books you haven't read in years!
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Meuble Moderne | Modern Bookshelf | $520 | Perfect for showing off the books you haven't read in years!
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Quesa Mesa | Shelf | $80 | Now you can put your cheese on the shelf I guess idk.
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Rustic Racks | Shelf I | $240 | ||
Rustic Racks | Shelf II | $260 | ||
Rustic Racks | Shelf III | $280 | ||
Agrarian Architecture | Nightstand | $600 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Best Rest | Bench | $190 | Simple yet unique, this end vintage piece will bring a taste to your home you will not regret!
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Industrial Industries | Ladder Shelf | $290 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
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Meuble Moderne | Abstract Entertainment Center | $310 | Entertainment not included
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Meuble Moderne | Entertainment Center | $750 | Entertainment not included.
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Meuble Moderne | Entertainment Center II | $800 | Entertainment not included
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Meuble Moderne | Entertainment Center III | $680 | Entertainment not included
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Agrarian Architecture | Shelf | $425 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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ConstrucTON | Mesh Basket Shelf | $200 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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ConstrucTON | Mesh Wall Shelf | $170 | Here at ConstrucTON, we value productivity over all other things. Our new workshop supplies are guarenteed to make you a TON more productive!
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Curves & Edges | Rectangular Shelf | $350 | With the ability to place this shelf on your desk or wall, this shelf is the perfect cubby to store your stuff!
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Dust Catcher | Bookshelf | $290 | Well at least we're honest
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Dust Catcher | File Cabinet | $80 | Well at least we're honest
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Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty | Chest | $440 | Whether you plan to bury your treasure or keep it in your room, this chest is the perfect place to store it. (Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty is not responsible for any stolen treasure.)
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Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty | Dresser | $350 | Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
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Garment Groupings | Wardrobe I | $530 | Our state of the art wardrobes are perfect for the clothes that you said you would clean up on your floor for the past six years!
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Garment Groupings | Wardrobe II | $540 | Our state of the art wardrobes are perfect for the clothes that you said you would clean up on your floor for the past six years!
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Garment Groupings | Wardrobe III | $540 | Our state of the art wardrobes are perfect for the clothes that you said you would clean up on your floor for the past six years!
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Garment Groupings | Wardrobe IV | $300 | Our state of the art wardrobes are perfect for the clothes that you said you would clean up on your floor for the past six years!
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Industrial Industries | Large Dresser | $740 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
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Industrial Industries | Small Dresser | $425 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own!
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Lavish Lint LLC | Clothing Rack | $310 | After years of trying to rid lint from our products, we've given up and decided to accept the fact that there will always be an absurd amount of lint every time you do your laundry!
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Legendary Ledge | Box Shelf | $490 | Live life on the edge, but make sure you don't place your valuables too close!
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Legendary Ledge | Hexagon Shelf | $260 | Live life on the edge, but make sure you don't place your valuables too close!
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Legendary Ledge | Modern Shelf | $280 | Live life on the edge, but make sure you don't place your valuables too close!
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Meuble Moderne | Large Dresser | $490 | The most minimalistic way to store your minimalistic clothes.
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Meuble Moderne | Small Dresser | $240 | The most minimalistic way to store your minimalistic clothes.
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Rustic Revival | Bedside Table | $300 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Rustic Revival | Chest | $450 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Rustic Revival | Dresser | $800 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Rustic Revival | Entertainment Center | $800 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Rustic Revival | Nightstand | $450 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Rustic Revival | Wardrobe | $410 | We're reviving the classics with our new vintage Rustic furniture line!
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Slick Surfaces | Double Dresser | $540 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Slick Surfaces | Half Dresser | $320 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Slick Surfaces | Tall Dresser | $620 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Slick Surfaces | Tall Dresser II | $680 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Super Safe Storage | Glass Cabinet | $470 | When you lock any Super Safe Storage cabinet, we guarantee it can never be opened again!
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Tog Tucker | Dresser | $175 | Need a place to stash your clothes? With the Tog Tucker, there are so many secret compartments and booby traps that no one will ever be able to touch your clothes, including you!
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Tog Tucker | Night Stand | $120 | Need a place to stash your personal effects? With the Tog Tucker, there are so many secret compartments and booby traps that no one will ever be able to touch your items, including you!
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Doors Galore | Industrial Door | $600 | When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
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Doors Galore | Modern Door | $600 | When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
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Doors Galore | Panel Door | $600 | When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
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Doors Galore | Six Panel Door | $600 | When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
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Doors Galore | Two Panel Door | $600 | When one door closes, another one opens. But only if your house is haunted. Otherwise, doors stay closed until you open them.
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See It Through | Modern 2 Window | $290 | They're windows. It's what we do.
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See It Through | Modern 3 Window | $320 | They're windows. It's what we do.
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See It Through | Modern Window | $290 | They're windows. It's what we do.
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See It Through | Rustic Single Window | $290 | They're windows. It's what we do.
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See It Through | Rustic Square Window | $290 | They're windows. It's what we do.
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See It Through | Rustic Window | $290 | They're windows. It's what we do.
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The Curtain Company | Classic Curtains | $50 | Curtains. They're in the company name so you know they're good.
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Agrarian Architecture | Large Table | $2,200 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Agrarian Architecture | Round Table | $1,100 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Agrarian Architecture | Side Table | $900 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Agrarian Architecture | Table | $1,000 | Bills and taxes got you down? It's time to go back to the simple life. A life where all you have to worry about is bears and hypothermia.
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Coffee Stained | Coffee Table | $340 | Each of our quality tables is 100% stained with authentic coffee for a unique and stylish look. Don't you dare spill anything on this fine piece of work.
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Coffee Stained | Desk | $410 | Each of our quality tables is 100% stained with authentic coffee for a unique and stylish look. Don't you dare spill anything on this fine piece of work.
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Coffee Stained | End Table | $120 | Each of our quality tables is 100% stained with authentic coffee for a unique and stylish look. Don't you dare spill anything on this fine piece of work.
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Desko | L Desk | $320 | May cause an uncontrollable urge to boogie.
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Desko | Large Wooden Desk | $400 | May cause an uncontrollable urge to boogie.
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Desko | Small Wooden Desk | $300 | May cause an uncontrollable urge to boogie.
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Dynamic Dining | Table | $200 | Spice up your dining set with these Dynamic Dining chairs. But don't die due to dangerously dazzling and drastically decorative dining dynamics. The daring dining is dautingly divine. Don't delay. Buy today.
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Fab Slab | Table | $180 | The stylish Fab Slab table is a perfect addition to any eating area. It really doesn't matter how you use it. Sleep, break dance, or jump up and down on this table, and you will look cool doing it. You and your crazy friends will love it.
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Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty | Barrel | $170 | Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
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Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty | End Table | $190 | Looking for thingamabobs to complete your collection? Look no further! At Gadgets & Gizmos Aplenty, we've got everything!
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Hipster's Paradise | Coffee Table | $620 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | Desk | $390 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | End Table | $90 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Hipster's Paradise | Geometric End Table | $480 | Your one-stop shop for mass market trends that make you feel one-of-kind
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Industrial Industries | Coffee Table | $400 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
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Industrial Industries | Desk | $550 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
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Industrial Industries | Round Coffee Table | $380 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
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Industrial Industries | Side Table | $240 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
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Industrial Industries | Table | $800 | Industrial Industries presents new industrial grade furniture! Now you too can look like you live in a factory of your own
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Just Do It Decor | Desk | $210 | Just-Do-It desks are proven to improve your grades by giving you barely enough room to put a distracting computer on it! You read that right! No distractions, no bad grades!
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Luxury Deluxe | Desk | $260 | This desk is perfect for a boring job! It's just as bland and colorless as adult life!
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Mega Desk | Desk | $190 | This desk ROCKS, that's all we can say. There is nothing better. Except... maybe... Quad Desk... Or every other desk. Please buy it.
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Outdoor Oasis | Large Patio Table | $600 | Our outsanding company provides you with all of the things you could evver need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Outdoor Oasis | Small Patio Table | $400 | Our outsanding company provides you with all of the things you could evver need for your patio or outdoor space!
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Quesa Mesa | Banquet Table | $130 | Hosting a banquet for your cheese tasting? A slightly bowed, bent, and stained table should suit you just fine. Just hope tablecloths are added soon.
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Quesa Mesa | Table | $290 | Need a place to eat your cheese? We have just the thing. The Quesa MEsa table provides adequate support for any object up to 3 pounds. That's not that much you say? Well to that we say shutup and give us money/
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Slick Surfaces | Desk | $190 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Slick Surfaces | Dining Table | $440 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Slick Surfaces | Entry Bench | $190 | Our slick, modern products are sure to improve the aesthetic of your entire house: from the kitchen to the bedroom!
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Splinter Sale | Covered Table | $650 | Here at Splinter Sale we craft the finest in mediocre outdoor surfaces. Our items are always on sale, and there are always splinters. Bandages recommended.
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Sure Face | Coffee Table | $150 | This sturdy wooden table is handcrafted from the finest Elm trees, grown in the quiet grove in a secret ninja dojo. If you stare at the surface long enough, you may see one of the ninja masters, staring back through your soul.
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Tip Top Tables | Coffee Table | $480 | An elegant coffee placement solution, from a more civilized foreign furniture company.
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Whozits & Whatzits Galore | Wicker End Table | $1,390 | Whozits & Whatzits Galore offers a treasure trove of untold wonders from under (and next to) the sea.
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Meuble Moderne | Glass Table | $450 | Now you can stare at the toes of anyone sitting at the dinner table!
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Frenetic Fury | Ping Pong Table | $1,800 | Kaplic, kaplock, kaplic, kaplock, kaplic, kaplock, kaplic, kaplock.
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Meuble Moderne | Large Coffee Table | $845 | ||
Meuble Moderne | Small Coffee Table | $630 | This small coffee table is perfect for fitting small objects, including your plants and radios!
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Solid Stripes | Pool Table | $2,350 | We actually forgot to order the pool balls, so you can't play, but it still looks pretty cool in your game room.
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Wonderful Woodworks | Side Table | $160 | We put the try back into carpentry
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