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Brand Name Image Price Description
Counter
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$110 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amazing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Counter Corner
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$110 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amazing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Counter Sink
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$130 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amazing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Inverted Counter Corner
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$110 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amazing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Inverted Counter Corner
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$160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters
Counter Corner
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$160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters
Counter
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$160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters
Counter Sink
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$160 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters
Inverted Counter Corner
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$70 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Counter Corner
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$70 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Counter
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$70 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Counter Sink
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$70 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Sink
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$140 It's cheap, what do you expect?
Shelf
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$80 Now you can put your cheese on the shelf i guess idk.
Shelf
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$330 Love em.
Cupboard
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$65 No no no no no! It's MOLDING, like with your hands. Our counters do NOT have mold! At least not that much.
Cupboard
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$105 What's the only thing better than more wishes? You guessed it! Granite countertops! Why be rich, famous, amazing, heroic, or powerful when you can have granite counters instead?! We can't think of a reason.
Cupboard
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$105 You'll always find quality high tech counters with Star-Counters
Fridge
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$280 Eat big with Big Eat.
Stove
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$780 We ingnored standart heating regulations because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new heat Wave toaster! Oven mitt still recommended.
Fridge
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$280 Lets face it. A fridge is not a friend. And you don't have any real friends. But if you did, the Food Monster would be able to feed them all! With it's super storage technology, your fridge can hold more food than ever before.
Fridge
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$630 Other refrigerators not cold enough? Cold Ace is the fridge for you! Cold Ace has a quantum triple-magnum supercharged coolant system that makes sure your food is cooled right! Cold Ace is not responsible for any explosions caused by this device.
Stove
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$275 Cook while you dance and dance while you cook! The Shake & Bake stove will boogie with you! Also it will probably fall apart because it wasn't built for that.
Mini Fridge
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$175 Eat big-ish with Big Eat.
Toaster
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$240 We ingnored standart heating regulations because your food deserves better! Unleash the heat with the all new heat Wave toaster! Oven mitt still recommended.
Microwave Oven
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$310 We increased the wavelength of your food's electromagnetic radiation because bigger is always better.
Blender
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$190 Do NOT put your hand in there
Table
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$525 Spice up your dining set with these Dynamic Dining chairs. But don't die due to dangerously dazzling and drastically decorative dining dynamics. The daring dining is dauntingly divine. Don't delay. Buy today.
Table
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$180 The stylish Fab Slab table is a perfect addition to any eating area. It really doesn't matter how you use it. Seep, break dance, or jump up and down on this table, and you will look cool doing it. You and your crazy friends will love it.
Table
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$290 Need a place to eat your cheese? We have just the thing. The Quesa Mesa table provides adequate support for any object up to 3 pounds. That's not that much you say? Well to that we say shutup and give us money.
Banquet Table
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$130 Hosting a banquet for your cheese tasting A slightly bowed, bent, and stained table should suit you jut fine. Just hope tablecloths are added soon.
Chair
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$75 Looking for a sweet bendy chair? You found it! With the last Chairbender chair, you'll not only buy quality, you'll buy a hilarious reference to a TV show. Truly priceless.
Chair
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$220 Spice up your dining set with these Dynamic Dining chairs. But don't die due to dangerously dazzling and drastically decorative dining dynamics. The daring dining is dauntingly divine. Don't delay. Buy today.
Chair
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$160 Hopefully you don't weigh much.
Rocking Chair
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$330 Hopefully you don't weigh much
Garbage Can
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$45

Why simply throw away your garbage? You should enjoy each special moment of parting with your partially warm leftovers.
Plant
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$140 Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with the nature!
Radio
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$750 Welcome to a new generation of sound, where music pumps clearly through 6 dimensions. That's right you lowly 3 dimensional being, this sound is too good for you. But we're feeling generous
Red Flower
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$125 Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with the nature!
Pink Flower
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$125 Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with the nature!
Blue Flower
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$125 Our plants have all the necessary genetic modification, fertilizer, pesticides, and plastic coatings to make you completely feel safe with the nature!
Wooden Sign
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$150 Here at Splinter Sale we craft the finest rustic wooden signs. Our items are always on sale, and there are aways splinters. Bandages recommended.